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WPCNR PRESS BOX. By Grantland Rice. October 20, 2008: In honor of the Tampa Bay Rays, Grantland Rice from the Heavenly press box behind homeplate in the great pantheon stadium in the sky, has penned another immortal poem of verse to celebrate a team that will always be remembered for their season of hope: the American League Champion Tampa Bay Rays!
Hail to the Ray Men
By Grantland Rice

The American Leauge Champions Tampa Bay Rays ascend to Baseball’s Elysian Fields, shown above, Hoboken New Jersey (Weehauken, N.J.) Engraving, Harper’s Magazine, Library of Congress, Washington D.C
Hail to the Raymen, brash brave Champions of Junior Circuit!
Conquerers of the prentenda 2nd Place Sox.
Restoring honor to horsehide postseason hustings, the team with no quit,
Exploding the clichés of sportswriters’ doubt with timely socks!
Hail to Garza the Goateed Guardian, “Matty the Second,” throwing inside like Gibson of days gone bye
Silencing vaunted scarlet hose cannons, fanning Big Papi in 6th when it mattered most.
Defusing loaded New England batz with daring rise and darting drops to dazzle the eye.
To Young Reliable Langoria, eclipsing Eva, with trademark 2 strike opposite field clutch two bagger
Inside the line for equalizer, with Pena’s crafty slide turning Trop crowd to roaring host!
Here’s to the eyes of Willie in the 5th, Aybar sending Lefty Lester’s crafty curve one hop to corner’s wall.
Roars for Rocco-October’s 2-strike stroke in the SS hole to bring the Say Ray Kid around.
Plaudits again to noble Baldelli, ,modern Gehrig, his running, dashing one hand catch at his knees in right causing Boston to bawl
Kudo’s to the Say Ray Kid hero’s towering blow on 3-2 in the 7th to extend
Boston’s misery at the end
World Series passes to maligned Ray Bullpen crew
Defusing Beaneaters’ last threats in faithful 7th and 8th.
To Wheeler the dealer bailing Matty out in 7th, to Hang in There Howell hanging out Big Papi
To fearless Rookie David Price sacks full of Saux, fanning the redoubtable Drew on 3-2
The Tampa Bay Rays to the all – Improbable but true,
The nimble Iwamura, solving Lester to get things started.
The elegant Upton and threatening Crawford Carrying Rays
Over hard times and getting the Rays through.
To the starters, stoppers all who got the jobs done : Shields, Kazmir of The Kays,
Jackson and Sonnanstine one after another they threw.
To the Rays of the bedraggled moth-eaten Trop rug of the showing seams,
Take their place with the ball’s hope teams:
The Hitless Wonders, the Miracle Braves, Leo’s Giants,
The Impossible Dream Mets, creating others’ Improbable Dreams