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WPCNR VIEW FROM THE MEZZANINE. By WPCNR SPORTSTALK’s Morty Slickman. July 8, 2010:
It’s not good, like Nedicks.
The New York Knickerbockers “Believe in us. We have a plan. Lose now. Lose a lot. So We Can Win Next Year with signing free agents” just threw up a brick.

The way it used to be in New York Hoops. George Mikan right hooking with Sweetwater Clifton defending at the Old 69th Regiment Armory.
The biggest air ball ever. They let the clock run out without taking a shot.
The Miami Heat sold their season tickets out for 2010-11 overnight.
The Knickerbockers negotiate like they play ball. No defense. No bench. No consistency.
The hardwood wasteland in the world’s most ghastly arena for seeing anything (Madison Square “are those ants down there?” Garden) is forever now, because the grand strategy of clearing cap room to sign (like the Yankees) two or three super free agents has failed big time.
The Knicks are not the Yankees and that’s obvious.
If the Knicks make the playoffs before I die I will be amazed.
Could the Nets owner buy them, too?
Why? Because the present management has a lousy track record. Pat Riley who runs the Heat has a great track record.
The Knicks did not get LeBron. They did not get his two pals They got LeBron’s other pal, who has to be admired for convincing the Knick Knack management that he is close to LeBron. What a salesman! I want him selling downtown White Plains.
His next conversation with his pal LeBron will be a beaut.”How could you leave me with this terrible team?”
Remember what all those astute sophisticated New York Knick season ticketholders were told the last two dreadful years?
That the New York sports press and know-nothing talk-show hosts supported this strategy to my everlasting scorn, and the genius of sports radio and the papers did not even consider the Knicks not signing one of these guys?
We’re clearing the cap, the Knick-Knacks told the expense account crowd (the dumbest rich people in America) to give you an NBA title when all those free agents are free to come to New York. We’ll win for years. Wait…
Now they are going to lose for the next decade.
And the fans who remember Carl Braun, Sweetwater Clifton, Kenny Sears, Howard Komives, and the fabulous Knick Fives of the late 1960s remember when it hurt when the Knicks lost.
Now we are numb.The true fan wants to win every game. He wants to believe management does,too. There is something sick and unamerican about mailing in a game — well we Knick fans have watched the Knickerbockers mail in three seasons worth of games.
It was not pretty.
Well the prime meat did not want to come to New York, anyway.
Why? Because this would mean they would have to play for Cablevision, the organization that took the Rangers and the Knicks from Champions to Chumps of the NBA and the NHL.
Both teams are run by suckering the season ticket holders every year with big promises who run out of gas at playoff drive time (the Ranger strategy) and worse on the Knick side where they build teams around bench players, what a strategy!
So now LeBron’s pal assumes the Bernard King the job of the aging superstar that might keep the greatest suckers in the world: New York fans coming back to entertain their clients.
We know the name of that tune.
There is no joy at 33rd and 7th tonight. Nor over in Newark where the Nets never really had a chance, but at least they have new ownership who has not made a bad decision yet.
The Cablevision boys have never made a good Knickerbocker or Ranger decision.
The Knickerbocker strategy – never even second-guessed by the New York sports press —has failed utterly. They have all this cap and no one wants their money. They have nobody on their roster anyone wants except LeBron’s “friend.”
Perhaps Omar Minaya would want him for the Mets stretch drive.
You know the Knicks should call Walt Frazier and work him out because nobody in his or her right mind is going to go watch the Knick Knacks next year.
I feel very badly for the purgatory of sportscasting: all the guys who do Knick and Ranger pre and post-game shows day-in, day-out living the never-never-land that those organizations care at all whether they win.
They don’t.
And Frazier could at least even at his age break down a defense in the half court.
I love it.
And why did the three basketeers not come to New York?
No nucleus. No coach. You have a coach at the Garden who does not believe in defense. LeBron James knew he was not going to win here and the fat boys who feed off the Knick press buffets would rip him to shreds when the Knicks can only do .500 with him.
The big 3 went to Miami because they know how to win. They play D.
Where is the Knick backup plan?
Can we hear it please?
Ho hum – another 30 and 50 season next year.
But wait–we’ll win the lottery next year.
The Knicks don’t win anything. They don’t work at it at all
If that.
Another year of lousy pro basketball and tired hockey.

The Old 69th Regiment Armory where Knickerbockers played and fans learned to love them.