Ode to Spahnie: The Veteran Lefthander Ascends to the Heavenly Rotation

WPCNR PRESS BOX. By John Baseball Bailey. November 25, 2003: Warren Spahn died yesterday. But, he has been an immortal for the last 40 years. He was the winningest lefthander of all time in baseball. He won more than Grove, Koufax, Ford, Hubbell. He pitched more. He threw the most shutouts, 63. But strangely there are few pictures of the “Veteran Lefthander.” But, he now has a poem saluting the way he was:


 



 


Ode to Spahnie


 


The Great Southpaw is gone.


No longer will the lean scarecrow figure astride the mound


In autumn shadows drawn


Across sharply etched diamonds awash in fans’ sound.


 


But, if you let your mind drift back to the fields of the past,


The original crafty southpaw is pitching still,


Sun dazzling on his white uniform, the “Braves & Tomahawk”


Across lean chest, heroically in motion on that mound, ever fast.


 


 




No more will we see the high leg kick


Pointing to the caldron  of the October sun,


The interminable stretch with runners on


His gaunt stoop shoulders bent to task.


 


With red-billed cap pulled low over knitted brow.


Sharp eyebrows squinted in concentration


Like Sherlock Holmes puzzling over a Clue,


He would nod and choose his crafty pitch selection.


 



Undaunted by challenge, at his best


In the game the Bravos needed,


Our Spahnie took the ball and “21” would


Pitch forever into the 10th if so deeded.


 


The clutch to Spahnie was where he wanted to be,


Pitching to baseball’s best never feared he.


Wounded in action in World War II, a fighter to the end,


He started pitching when rookies had had their cup of coffee.


 


Pitching every fourth day, never missing a start,


The country flame thrower from Buffalo,


Brought brains to the pitchers’ art,


Remembering what sluggers hit off him whether it was high or low.


 


Throwing between starts, he scoffed at pitch counts,


Threw until through, had he had three years back


He would have won 400 games. Winning more than


Grove, Ford or Koufax, and the name Spahnie would a ballpark pack.



 


With jug handle curve sharp, hitters called him Hooks,


Old Spahnie, a veteran at 25 was old beyond his due.


Reluctant to leave the hill, he rose to the occasion like Meriwell in books.


With slider, change, curve, fastball, and screwgie he pitched he never threw.


 


Seven straight 20-game seasons, equaling only the Great Matty,


Spahn never talked records, he just kept taking the ball.


Even in the twilight of his career, he would pitch whippersnapper Koufax


To a draw losing 2-1 in last great Met moment.


 


Drifting through old World Series programs, he is young and spry


He leans in, facing Robinson, Snider, Mantle, and Musial.


Shakes off one sign, then another, as Crandall flashes Signs.


He has what he wants then swings to windup, effortlessly casual.


 



 


Then comes the wind, building momentum like a Rock Island freight.


I see the leisurely double pump windup, rocking in rhythm…


Mesmerizing the Musial, the Mays, the Kiner  standing in.


Next, the high leg kick, toes of his left spike clawing sky,


 


Head leaning back at impossible angle, left hand gripping horsehide


Almost touching mound, lashing ball overhand to plate


Painting the black, inside and low, sealing sluggers’ fate.


Arbiter Dascoli rings up Strike Three on the outside.



 


The veteran lefthander with the crooked smile


All business whether in Yankee Stadium shadows and blue haze


In Braves Field off the Charles with the wind blowing in in September Days.


In a packed County Stadium where grateful fans remember the Spahnie guile.


 



 Braves Field, “The Wigwam” 1940s


 


The pitcher who never forgot a pitch he offered


To get an out or ended up out


Leaves his name at the top of the list of those


Who ever threw from the portside, saying match this.


 



County Stadium, Milwaukee1953


 


He is starting in today’s game in Heaven.


Finishing his warmup tosses, ready as always to work


To the likes of the Babe, the Rajah, the Gray Eagle, Double XX and Ott


As he joins the lineup of the games greats in the Lord’s Ballpark.


 


The National Anthem plays, with Gladys Gooding at the organ


Red Barber, Earl Gillespie, and Mel Allen at the mike to describe


His first Heavenly League start as the greats of the past stand attention,


Welcoming the veteran lefthander to their tribe.


 


Old Braves who have gone before welcome the rookie once more:


Matthews, and Red, Sain of rain fame, and Adcock and Easter,


Torgeson and Logan, and Ennis old Bravos Champions who knew the score


Eager to stand behind him on the eternal green outfield as he takes the red clay mound encore.



 


Batting ninth and pitching, Number 21


He adjusts his cap, down over his eyebrows.


Turns to toe the slab, ready to throw ‘til game is done.


The veteran Lefthander swings to the windup, his work has just begun.


 


With old-white numeraled scoreboard rising behind


his shoulders


Fans in the jury box bleacher sit in judgment.


He is forever 25 once again, throwing the heater of his glory


Exploding it inside as Jackie flails weekly into the pitching grind.


 


Managers Southworth and Haney in the first base dugout


Smile with satisfaction as the Lefty Legend begins shutout number 64.


Farmer by trade after his mound days were through good old Spahnie


Could always be counted on to come through.


 



 


 


 


 

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Trinity Lutheran Church Youth to Perform Von Trump Family Musical

WPCNR STAGE DOOR. By Paul Riss. November 24, 2003: Trinity Lutheran Church will perform its first musical parody performed by the youth of the church on Saturday December 13th at 7:30 pm.  Everyone should come see our production of The Von Trump Family Christmas a parody of the Von Trapp family in the Sound of Music.


The musical was originally written by Paul Riss in 1994 and performed by a Sunday school class he was teaching.  We are performing it to raise money for a scholarship fund in memory of Paul’s wife, Nancy.  Tickets are being sold in advance at $10 each.  Playbill ads are also being sold to local businesses and whoever else would like to buy an ad.  We recommend that you make sure you have a seat and buy your tickets early.  You may contact Lynn Fargo or Paul Riss regarding the purchase of tickets.  For playbill ads you may also contact Paul Riss at 310-4724.


 This musical has a wide appeal to all age groups.  It starts with Mr. Von Trump, who is a businessman and widower, and runs his house like a business.  Along comes a new nanny named Julie Andrews, to take care of the 8 children, ages 6 to 16.  While Mr. Von Trump leaves on a business trip, Julie teaches the children many new songs and she takes the children to Trinity Lutheran Church, where they meet Pastor Hurst and Karen Turo  (who play themselves). 


 


 Naturally, the Von Trump family immediately takes a liking to the church, and they have to figure out a way to convince their father to go to church too.  They try to convince him to go to Trinity by asking him to attend a Saturday evening social function, where they plan to sing “So Long, Farewell.”  But Mr. Von Trump is too busy, and too many other problems have developed with the arrival of Julie Andrews. 


 


To make matters worse, his oldest daughter is off singing “I am 16 Going on 17” with an unapproved boy.  She later runs away.   As a single parent, he has to reach deep inside and decide what to do about his missing daughter.  Coincidently, he stumbles upon the parable of the lost sheep.  All these things are happening, as the Christmas season is upon them.


 


Cast of Characters


 


 


Mr. Von Trump….Paul Riss


Joe….Michael Smayda


Sonia Von Trump…  Sharon Binford


Rita Von Trump…Andrea Busch


Stephanie Von Trump…Helen Hess


Rose Von Trump…Becky Riss


Michael Von Trump…Josh Hurst


Julie Andrews…Debra Hess


Bobbie Von Trump…Mariana Hess


Helen Von Trump…Hanna Hurst


Becky Von Trump…Lauren Werner


Cousin Rebecca…Kirsten Smayda


Cousin Cameron….Keith Werner


Rev. William Hurst… Himself


Church member I….Karen Turo


Jack ….Jake Riss


Flash….Peter Turo


Stacey…Maggie Roache


Miss Teenage America….Katherine Smayda


Church Member II….Vicky Struss


 


 


Orchestra


 


Keyboards…….Mary Jan Almes


Trombone…..John Hollahane


Trumpet……Zack Glass


Tuba….Robert Hollahan


Keyboards….June Riss


Bell Choir….Vicky Struss


Sax…..Jeff Silver


Trombone…..Devon Williams


Clarinet, Sax….Kim Wood


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Mary Jane Almes


Zack Glass


John Hollahan


Robert Hollahan


June Riss


Vicky Struss


Jeff Silver


Devon Williams


Kim Wood


 



 


 

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Pom Pom Playoffs! Cheerleader Championships Dec. 1,2,3, at The Center.

WPCNR PRESS BOX. From Westchester County Department of Recreation & Parks, November 24: More than 700 cheerleaders representing high school and middle school squads from Westchester, Putnam, Rockland, Nassau and Bronx counties will show off their enthusiasm with jumps and shouts during the 55th Annual Westchester County Regional Cheerleading Invitational on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, December 1, 2 and 3, at the Westchester County Center in White Plains.

Middle school and junior varsity competition will begin at 4 p.m. and varsity will begin at 7 p.m. each day; there will be no middle school/junior varsity competition on Wednesday.


            Squads will be judged on the execution of their cheers, precision of their jumps, enthusiasm, group techniques and overall effect. Trophies will be awarded for first through fifth place finishes for varsity squads and first through third place for junior varsity.


            The “Grand Champions” trophy competition, in which the first-place varsity squads from each day face off against one another, will take place on Wednesday after the varsity competition.


The United States Marine Corps Recruiting Service Color Guard, the Marine Air Group-49 Color Guard and the Young Marines of Westchester will present the colors for the opening ceremony each evening.


            To add to the excitement, more than $19,000 in scholarships will be awarded, based on candidates’ academic average, a written essay, school and community involvement, as well as cheerleading ability.


            At the conclusion of the competition, both varsity and junior varsity squads will be eligible for the Team Spirit Award sponsored by the Westchester County Police Benevolent Association.

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Foul “Odor Bank” Envelopes Ridgeway-Beverly Road area Near Greenway

WPCNR WHITE PLAINS PATROL. November 22, 2003: An insinuating chemical stench enveloped the low slung valley area along The Greenway in White Plains Saturday evening. The odor, residents say originates from the city dump adjacent Gedney Field,and the Greenway in particular and is a steady “obnoxious neighbor.” Saturday evening it was particularly thick even when driving through the area in a motor vehicle with the windows rolled up about 10 P.M. 


Rather than being a pristine park, residents say, the Greenway consists of a bit of topsoil over ground that is contaminated, and many believe is toxic. Saturday night’s effluent damp air mass was rude evidence that the stench bank has gotten worse, considering that the temperature was 42 degrees, and no heat wave was involved.

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