Calling All Carps! Calling All Carps! Proceed to Silver Lake Ecological Disaster

WPCNR LAKE STREET STORY. By John F. Bailey August 17, 2008 UPDATED 10:30 P.M. EDT: After three weeks of reluctance on the part of the City of White Plains to report to WPCNR the status of when an elite squad of algae and weed-eating carp fish  “specialists” would be approved or banned from cleaning up the stagnant algae and weed-choked Liberty Park Silver Lake, the Town of Harrison Supervisor Joan Walsh announced Friday that the long-awaited “Carp Squad” would be introduced to the lake in September.


                                                                            “GUMS”



Move along, buddy! A Grass Carp — soon to be introduced to Silver Lake to control the bottom weeds. The Carp grows rapidly, can eat up to three times its body weight in a day, and can grow to a length of 4 feet as an adult and weigh 70 to 90 pounds. Carp juveniles (8 inches)  can grow to 18 inches in one year. Walsh told media 256 carp would be put into the lake.


The carp will hopefully find the bottom weeds tasty and will clean up the lake whose unsavory appearance every summer has  turned Liberty Park, built at the cost of $500,000 in real tax dollars by the City of White Plains in 2004, into a park no one wants to go to or be in. The lake has been unusable for boating for three years due to the unexplained weed growth in the lake. It is so deserted there is evidence of campfires along the trail.   


The “carp solution” was suggested by White Plains Commissioner of Public Works, Joseph Nicoletti. one year ago as preferrable to the alternative of dredging the lake for hundreds of thousands of dollars and has finally been give the “Go” signal by the Department of Environmental Conservation.



Liberty Park & Silver Lake, August 5: The Park that no one wants to use. A “Carp Squad” is on the way to clean up the lake, Harrison Town Supervisor John Walsh announced Friday. This is how Silver Lake looked August 5, two weeks ago, and how it has looked all summer long the last three years. It has cleared up a little since then (See Sunday, August 17 shot below), due to cooler nights killing the algae, and it sinking to the bottom.



Silver Lake, August 17: Cool nights last week killed the algae scum which sunk to the bottom, so the lake looks better, but note the slime dockside.


For two years though the lake has been closed to boating due to voracious weed growth and algae scum that was never present before Liberty Park with its attendent fertilizers and chemical runoff opened. The fertilizer runoff from the White Plains side was cited by a biologist to WPCNR as a possible cause of the growth three years ago. The city has never explained why the lake never had as much weed growth before Liberty Park opened. It has been attributed to storm water runoff.



Southend of Silver Lake by entrance of park, August 5.



Southend of Silver Lake Sunday, August 17 — Algae kill has cleared surface.


The lake was further compromised last year when overflowing Harrison sanitary sewer drains in late July  overflowed due to a drenching thunderstorm event, and introduced raw sewage into the lake. The result fouled the Silver Lake  area with stench and introduced effluent into the Mamaroneck River. The cause of the stench was not announced to the public  by both towns for three weeks and an official announcement of the closing of the lake was not made.



Liberty Park as a result of the appearance of the lake has had its trails around the lake become possibly new campouts for the city’s homeless. Remnants of campfires were found by WPCNR two weeks ago.


Walsh announced the carp would go into the lake in September. The carp eat the weeds and have been a resource to clean up a number of lakes in the area.  The carp, Commissioner Nicoletti said when advancing the “carp solution” last fall would be sterile to avoid over population.


 



Looking North from the southend of Silver Lake — scum and slime threequarters down the length of the lake  looking North– as of August 5.


 



The same spot above, shot from opposite White Plains shore, today, August 17. The murk of the cool night algae kill remains



Looking South to White Plains from the Harrison side, August 5.  The discoloration on the surface is slime and film.



Swans distastefully moving past the slime, August 5



 


Silver Lake August 5



Another campfire site along the trail lakeside on White Plains half of the lake, discovered August 5.



Silver Lake, August 17 looking to Harrison side.


 

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State Senate Majority Leader Skelos Statement on the Property Tax Cap as Nov. 19

WPCNR ALBANY ROUNDS. Statement to the Press August 17, 2008 from New York State Senate Majority Leader, Dean Skelos: Next week, the Legislature will be returning to Albany to address the fiscal challenges facing New York as a result of the national economic slowdown.  I spoke with the Governor a number of times today and once again commended him for his leadership in focusing the Legislature and others on this important issue.  He is right to call for spending reductions that allow us to begin our work on next year’s Budget.

Just last week, we partnered with the Governor to pass a property tax cap that would begin to provide real relief for overburdened taxpayers. There is no more critical issue facing the Legislature than the property tax crisis facing Upstate and suburban homeowners.  Hard-working taxpayers need and deserve real property tax relief, and we urge the Assembly to pass the Governor’s property tax cap bill, along with our legislation that provides mandate relief for schools, when they are in Albany for the August 19th special session.



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The Senate Majority has been clear from the outset that this Budget will not be balanced through mid-year education cuts, State workforce layoffs or cuts that would force local governments to raise their taxes to make up for a shortfall from Albany.  Cuts of this nature, midway through the current fiscal year, would be counterproductive and would unnecessarily create hardship.

The Senate Majority is also opposed to any cuts that deprive New Yorkers of vital health services and quality health care.  I believe we can identify savings that will not impact our hospitals and other health care providers, as well as other spending reductions within a $121 billion State Budget, that if distributed fairly and equitably, would allow the Governor to achieve the spending reductions he has proposed.

In the meantime, we must redouble our efforts to root out the waste, fraud and abuse that exist in the Medicaid system so Albany is more accountable to taxpayers.

We also urge the Governor to endorse our constitutional spending cap and call on the Assembly to pass the measure.  A spending cap would limit annual increases in State spending to no more than 4 percent and help reduce next year’s projected deficit.  If this amendment was already in effect, taxpayers would have saved $2.8 billion this year alone.

As we look ahead to the 2008-09 Budget, it’s imperative that we reduce State spending and work cooperatively to overcome the State’s ongoing fiscal challenges, while protecting services that are vital to all of New York’s families.

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WBT PRODUCERS Ulla-licious! A Smash! Big Laughs Are Back. Should Run for 20 YRS


WPCNR 8-ROWS UP CENTER LEFT. Theatrical Review by John F. Bailey. August 16, 2008 UPDATED WITH SLICKS: This reporter is thrilled to be making his debut review of his favorite funny movie, The Producers — also making its Westchester professional stage debut at Westchester Broadway Theatre — of Mel Brooks’ first movie and his best



 “BIALEEESCHTOCK AND BLOOOOOOME!” “The Producer-Pros” Robert Amaral (right) as Max Bialystock and Joel Newsome as his accountant sidekick,  Leo Bloom (left) are a team with their own style, chemistry, schtick and timing. Karyn McNay (the blonde always gets the ink on Broadway) as Ulla steals the show.


Observers of the Broadway stage version of The Producers, told your reporter WBT’s staging Thursday evening was as entertaining as the Broadway version with Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick, although Robert Amaral (Max) and Joel Newsome (Leo Bloom) were not Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick. My consultants still thought it was terrific. As Mel Brooks might put it, “You’ll laugh til you plotz”






From the moment the two Usherette cuties, Karen Hyland and Tracy Wholf (in the slick below, in red)  snap you to visual attention in an inviting pas de deux in their spiffy uniform epaulets on Shubert Alley you’re whisked into bygone Broadway.  You listen in on what the critics and opening night audience are saying about Max Bialystock’s latest production,  Funny Boy! 


You’re hooked into the Damon Runyon world of the unscrupulous Broadway hustler. This nifty little number with the two cuties sets the tone as the bustle of a Broadway opening night excitement is stirred up like a glass swizzle stick swishes up a gin gimlet.



Mr. Amaral a comic mix of Jackie Gleason, Jack Lemmon, Jerry Orbach and Zero Mostel wild-eyed lunacy wins your sympathy, as every con-man does, from the first opening and closing night, when Max laments his fate singing The King of Broadway,  with various street ne’er do wells after critics kill his Funny Boy with a chorus of opening nighters singing comments like “we’re in shock, who produced this schlock?” Lyrics to die for throughout!


When Leo Bloom, played by the obsequious Gene Wilder look-alike, Newsome, comes to do Mr. Bialystock’s books, a  double shot of  champagne cocktail with a foamy stein of beer chaser of mirth, mayhem and hysteria raises the roof of the good old WBT.


Amaral and Newsome carry off a fast-talking, gag-every-five-seconds book, mesh with perfect comic timing, emote, overact, and go over the top for a full 2 hours and 45 minutes with 30 minute intermission included. The daffy duo drives this madcap, bratwurst and sausage stuffed, tasteless chaotic hoot of a play with the deadpans, the personalities of the masters Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder who created the roles.


They’re not Zero and Gene or Nathan and Matthew, but they are their own Max and Leo and the chemistry is there. Trust me, you’re gonna love it.


Amaral and Newsome should,  they’re Producer pros. They’ve played the parts on the road across the country. WBT has spared no effort to mount their own Producers as it should be mounted.


The blonde bombshell from the middle west, the iconette Karyn McNay, (also a veteran of The Producers road show) as the Swedish receptionist Ulla, (played by the fluffy Lee Meredith in the original movie), delightfully stops the show. She’s the top — every moment she flaunts, flows, undulates, and struts across the stage — giving us a combination of Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, and Madonna as Ulla (lots of Swedish Last names) the hopeful who drops by Max’s office.



Just as Max and Leo do, Ms. McNay stops the train of thought and gets another train started — but does not stop the whip-crackling dialogue! Her Swedish accent is a little thick, but I am not going to quibble! She is worth going off to Rio with– but that would be telling too much. Here she works her wiles on Leo, Mr. Newsome after redirecting Max’s office.


Her precocious, naughty When you Got it Flaunt it when she delivers an audition for Max and Leo, reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe’s My Heart Belongs to Daddy — is a show-topper — in which she encourages all to “show their assets” among other things that gets the house laughing uncontrolably.


The audience  was in a fine mood, thanks to Leo’s deciding to move into the producing business with Max. You know the story, don’t you, pally? Leo, doing Max’s books suggests you could make more money with a flop. Max sees this as his salvation and pleads with Bloom to join him in “We Can do It!”



Joel Newsome’s  (Leo’s) dingy offices down on Chambers Street are cleverly created on the stage with a set of cubicles,  (great concept by scene designer Peter Barbieri, Jr.)where Bloom is dominated by a CPA who bridles at “the revolting stench of self esteem” in his accountants. Bloom decides he’s not going to take it any more and sings I Want to be a Producer” in a fine soft shoe. Ahh, the seduction of the great white way! I want to be a producer too.


Great set-up but the first act — an hour and a half of it — that flies by — introduces you to Max’s source of finances…the Little Old Ladies — typified by Hold-me Touch-Me, a “little old lady” whose hilarious lust breaks up the audience in a comic tryst with Max.  I have to tell you Amy Griffin as Hold-me Touch-Me grapples with Max hilariously here as he pleads with her for “the checky.”


 



The Producers, Max and Leo set off to find the worst play — Springtime for Hitler, A Gay Romp with Adolf and Eva in the Burtesgarden. They go to meet the playwright tending his pigeons  played by Eric Anderson. What a character!  He makes them take the oath of allegiance to der Fuerher but you will see where this is going.


Then it’s off to find the world’s worst director, Roger De Bris where the duo meet a different world. They meet his companion and servant, the utterly divine Carmen Ghia played by John West, whose exits and entrances milk the audience for laughs until they are gasping.  He is too funny in his send-ups. It is illegal for Mr. West to be this funny. Mr. West is the gay man’s gay man. When Roger is finally introduced in drag, he first objects to doing the musical about Hitler, singing Keep It Gay, an admonishment to producers everywhere in selecting a play. Every scene in this play is stand-alone funny in and of itself.



Act One raps up with Max and the Little Old Ladies performing a song and dance routine with walkers ad Max sets about raising the cash with his “backers“ — you have to see how those walkers set a new standard in choreography props — and they all sing Along Came Bialy together. That’s Mr. West as Carmen Ghia on far right, front with Craig Fols as the director, Roger De Bris, with Max and Leo, of course.


After Act One’s assault on sensibilities and all that is politically correct, you need that 30-minute intermission. The energy of this cast is astounding and was rewarded with “bravos” going to intermission. But then it’s Broadway baby.


Act Two takes us to rehearsals and auditions — hilarious in and of themselves — and the playwright the obsessed Nazi adorer, Franz Liebkind wins the part of Hitler. As he arrives for opening night, he breaks his leg and Roger the director assumes the part.



Max and Leo singing You Never Say Good Luck on Opening Night


Springtime for Hitler opens in the most outrageously outrageous, funny as Hell scene WBT has ever staged. Chorus girls with beer steins for headgear, draped in sausages and steins, German Eagles for headresses with brown shirted Nazi troopers singing Springtime for Hitler and Germany. Dazzling lighting by Andrew Gmoser makes the scene one you will always remember. It’s offensive. It’s schlock. It’s shock. Beyond tasteless. But hysterical. I defy you not to laugh. It goes on forever with bursting voluptuousness of bratwurst and the foamy head of a beer. I especially like the chorus girls in the little Panzer Tanks. Kudos to the costume guy, Matthew Hemesath.


You are then introduced to Craig Fols (Roger De Bris)  as Der Fuehrer who sings “Heil Myself” with Karyn McKay’s Ms.Ulla strutting herself once more. Fols is “over the roof” hysterical in this bit.


So the play is a hit. The critics love it. But the playwright feels mocked. He goes berserk and attempts to shoot Leo and Max, missing of course which ends Max up in a courtroom when the cops discover two sets of books.


How the muscial meanders its hilarious way to send us into the summer night grinning and satisfied, you cannot beat it. Be warned though — the jokes are dirty. The “F-word” is said. It is a sexy show. It is a show that has won the most Tonys in history. And by the way has grossed $214 Million on the road since 2002.


Highlights — Bob Amaral’s incredible soliloquy Betrayed where he recaps the entire play grousing about how things have turned out. Mr. Newsome’s  Til Him extolling male bonding.


The WBT real life “Producers” Bill Stutler and Bob Funking have assembled a huge cast, a bouncy, comically gifted orchestra and used video screens, multi-level stages and imaginative to their maximum creativity, and allowed veteran Producers-maven David Edwards to direct The Producers Producers. 


Edwards  the director, played Bialystock and Bloom in the First National Tour. He brings a sure, deft hand for timing, choregraphy and nuance that paces the madcap show that sprawls and ripples like a too tight dress on a buxom blonde — it’s overflowing, cleavage the works —  too much to take in all at once, yet  comprehensive, dramatic, and spectacularly schmaltzy and schnappsy to this box office sure-thing.


Hats off to the orchestra behind the scenes   under the baton of Leo Carusone — maniacal, frantic, Chaplinesque music…underplaying the singers splendidly.   Sound was slick throughout. Best set: the evocative perspective view out of Max’s office with the theatre marquees.


So you go see it twice, baby. And, did I mention you get dinner included in the price of your ticket? What a steal!


If you have not seen The Producers on Broadway, or have seen it, or not  seen the movie call for tickets now. But go see it again, and you won’t care about today’s economy.


You’ll also wish someone would produce a full-length musical Springtime for Hitler.


We also need a musical now about “The Developers.” I have plenty of material, Mr. Bialystock! Read this book!


My consultants, the Broadway experts say it is the best show WBT has ever done. Call the box office before it’s too late, 914-592-2222 or the WBT website box office, www.broadwaytheatre.com.



Seen on Press Night:


The dynamic former morning information and entertainment team on WFAS Radio encountered each other. The newsman who brought Westchester up to date, Peter Katz, (now appearing weekly on White Plains Week, left, and the morning man, Bob E. Lloyd who for decades read those school closings, and got Westchester off and working Monday through Friday. Mr. Lloyd came in especially for Press Night. It was good to see him again. It was good to see Mr. Katz, too, Westchester’s most distinguished and accurate news analyst.



 

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City cable telecasts lose sound

WPCNR MEDIA OBSERVER. August 15, 2008 : Local telecasts on Channel 76, which originates cable public access programming within White Plains had picture but no audio for all of its shows Friday evening.


The White Plains Week television show which aired at 7:30 P.M. WITHOUT SOUND may be viewed in its complete broadcast quality with sound on the website http://www.whiteplainsweek.com.

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