An Easter Memory

 


WPCNR’S MEMORY LANE. April 8, 2007: As I puttered around the house, getting ready for an Easter Sunday dinner, I thought back over the years to a time when this holiday was more meaningful to me than it is today, and this poem emerged from my fingertips:


Sunrise Service


In the crisp bite of early dawn


Roused by the ever loyal mom


To a warm breakfast then driven to a school rendezvous on the way


To play Jesus Christ is Risen Today .


Up the through the dark back road to old Flag Hill above the Saw Mill


We were driven, six chosen musicians to play fanfare


Celebrating the resurrection of  long ago as first rays of dawn broke the chill.


After we played our  brassy peal of annunciation


The pastor announced simply, “He has risen” and said an invocation,


On the downbeat from our instructor,


We played the joyous hymn and song burst forth


From the tiny band, voices vibrant beyond talent


Took up the simple refrain, “Je US CHRIST has riSEN toDAAY”


With each verse our  brass tones played fuller, bolder triumphant


Expanding our chests with pride, courage and steadfast  melody.


From crisp wind no longer did we cower.


Sun blaze rose in the east across our town,


Upon the last jubilant coda, the echoes  did sound


Descending across the valley below  and above to the high tension tower


In somber words the pastor’s message told the story


Of empty tomb, of the incredible happening


And for the rest of the day we who had played


Announcing the news in song and peal of brass


Had recreated that time of myth that has endured in faith


The thought of which renews us still that our time here will not from memory pass.


In the holiday dinner that would follow,


Cousins, aunts and uncles would gather


With the matriarch of the family,


Today we are scattered.


Do not gather together as we did then in harmony


Still I feel the warmth of those Easters past


When those whohave departed we think of once more


And how they created a family that would last.

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Citi Field Revisited — Just Another Shea — and No Ebbets About It.









 


 


 


 


 


 


 


WPCNR VIEW FROM THE UPPER DECK. Revisited By Fast Pitch Johnny . April 7, 2007: I went to Ebbets Field once. The Mets new ballpark that began construction last fall, has been ballyhooed as a nostalgic ode to Ebbetts Field, the best ballpark in the world according to the most recent book about it.


 


In the original of this article, WPCNR made a Merkle’s Boner — a Snodgrass Muff — a Kubek Choke — a major error. Thank you to the two young readers who backed us up on this one.


 


We transposed the dimensions of the two stadiums, in the heat of our passion denouncing the architectural fraud of Citi Field. WPCNR is embarrassed we made this error, but still feels the interior of the new Citi Field looks not at all like Ebbets Field — and in our opinion, is just like any other park HOK ( for Hellmuth, Obata, Kassabaum) Architects has done around the major leagues. There is nothing unique about the new Citi Field and it is no Ebbetts. If anything the fact that new Citi Field will be deeper makes it worse!


 


Even with our mistake in the dimensions of the fields — the felony–  the “phoney”  of Citi Field is compounded by creating a deeper ball park — with no distiinguishing alleys or configurations or quirks. I still stick to my original premise that a bandbox park would be very cool. But to say the interior of the stadium looks like Ebbets Field is poppycock. Let’s take a look, shall we:


 



Ebbets Field, Brooklyn USA. Memorial Day Doubleheader with Pittsburgh, 1955. Note the cantilivered wall of  rightfield; the scoreboard and the extension of the centerfield bleachers into right center. Photo (c) by John C. Wagner, Jr., www.pportals.com/jcw. Used with permission.












 


 


The new design by the “Official Ballpark Builder of Major League Baseball”  ROK Architects – builders of Camden Yards, PNP Park in Pittsburgh, the Great American Ballpark in Cincinatti, PacBell in San Francisco, Petco Park in San Diego– is another ROK cookie cutter stadium – not uniquely New York in any way. 


 


Lots of brick and somewhat of a look of Ebbets on the exterior, but the resemblance to Ebbets Field stops as soon as you hit the field.



Citi Field, 2006 Rendering. Nothing Ebbetsian About It. Note bullpens in right center. No roofs in left — the symetrical fences. And another thing — in old Ebbets the bullpens were down the left and right field lines so they warmed up within a few feet of the fans. Since the fans in the box seats will be paying astronomical prices for the box seats it would be a nice touch to put in more cheap seats in right instead of wasting space on bullpen areas. Web Capture of Computerized Flyover from New York Mets Website.


 



If you take the virtual fly through of the ballpark on the New York Mets website at http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/nym/ballpark/citifield_overview.jsp, you will note immediately that ROK has continued its trademark rakeback construction of the upper decks, setting the fans awaayyyy back from the field and above it.  It’s not as bad as the “perched on the edge of a saucer cup” feel that Roger Kahn coined to describe Shea Stadium when it opened in 1964.


 



Citi Field Left Field Line. Note the setback of the decks and the steep rake, putting the upper deck aficianado considerably away from the greensward. Virtually a knockoff of Camden Yards, not Ebbets Field Webcaptures from Computerized Flyover on New York Mets website.


 


However, if you’re in the decks you are set way back starting well back of the field box level. Not good. This is done to accommodate sky boxes on the mezzanine levels. If you compare the new ballparks ROK has built the aim is to create more field level boxes (expensive seats) while stacking the upper decks high, slanted and back away from the foul lines.


 


 



Observe how set back the upper decks are in the Citi Field grandstand. When you set the decks back you are putting folks farther away from the action. If you note the original Ebbets upper deck it is almost even with the front row box railings. That is the tyranny of modern construction.  Webcaptures from Computerized Flyover on New York Mets website.


 


I am sick of these architects designing stadiums that are lousy to watch baseball in.


 


Let’s go around Citi Field  There is no intimacy about the interior of the park. The interior has three decks in left field just like Camden Yards — the same look as Camden Yards. The right field section has two upper decks – does not look at all like Ebbets Field. ROK has borrowed the Briggs Stadium overhang effect in right, thinking it’s cute. The Polo Grounds had an overhang, but old Ebbets Field did not.


 



The Citi Field Right Field Corner. Where does that come from? Extend the stands to the foulpoul and give us a single bleacher for more Ebbets Look.


 


 An overhanging deck in right has nothing to do with Ebbets Field. Ebbetts Field had a humpback boomerang outfield wall that Carl Furillo played the carom on and threw out many a runner at second and third trying to stretch. Why could they not duplicate that?


 


 


Then there is the rightfield screen. Ebbetts Field had double deck bleachers from the leftfield line past centerfield. Does ROK do that? No. They stop the stands at just before leftcenter and have various entertainment and eateries and plazas and two garish dominating scoreboards rising monolithically like something out of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Nothing nostalgic there. There is no homage to the famous “Schaefer Scoreboard” in right centerfield which they could have easily incorporated instead of placing the unimaginative bullpen chutes in right center which is more Fenway Park than Ebbets Field. Do the architects have any knowledge of baseball anyway? No. They do not.


 


The interior stands wrap around majestically in a circle effect – just like Shea Stadium – with stands that are borrowed from the Turner Field, Dodger Stadium look – again with upper decks set back placing you far away from the action on the field.


 



Gil waits on deck to greet Campy Campanella after a three-run shot. Note the gallery in the upper deck how close the fans are. Photo (c) by John C. Wagner, Jr., www.pportals.com/jcw. Used with permission.


 


 


 


You lose the right angle, overhanging effects  that marked good ol’ Ebbets. Why is this important?


 


Intimacy is not to be found.


 


Too much foul territory in this new design. The concept of all the ROK ballparks is to pay lipservice to nostalgia visually, but the upper decks are still stack cantilevered stadiums that cater more to entertaining you with your backs to the ballgame. You’re going to need binoculars to go this ball game if you sit in the Upper Decks in Citi Field – from the visuals in the flyover tour. Maybe the decks will be closer and steeper when built – but the flyover does not show that.


 


The rake and voluptuousness of the spacious decks in the new Citi Field  conjour up visions of a football stadium like Municipal Stadium in Cleveland – and yes, Shea Stadium the uninspired rockpile next door. You may even be closer in Shea to the action than you are in the new Citi Field.


 


ROK essentially is doing on the major league level what Kaiser, Garment and Davidson do with synthetic turf stadiums around Westchester County: one size fits all and little tweaks to the basic design are made – with the same gee whiz electronic scoreboards, jumbotrons and visual chock-a-block that substitutes sensory stimulation for good baseball. Every time they get a new ballpark, ROK flips the decks from side to side and rearranges the “deck chairs,” on their stadium Titanics and creates nothing unique.


 


For a 42,000 seat stadium which Citi Field is – those seats look a long way from the field and in no way hang over the field  the way they used to do at Ebbets, “Where the howling mobs” seemed on the backs of the visiting New York Giants.


 


Even the Polo Grounds was more intimate than this faux-Ebbets Field.


 



Hanging out at the Batting Cage. Ebbets Field, 1955. Note the blue-gray seats (not green) and the jaunty red box seat railings! Photo (c) by John C. Wagner, Jr., www.pportals.com/jcw. Used with permission.


 


 


And another thing: the ball park measurements are another Shea Stadium with the exception of the power alleys.  in view of our readers who noted our inadvertent switching of the dimensions, the Mets pitchers  will have 8 more feet to work with in left center and 20 more feet to work with in right center. But this means the Mets will have to have a good outfield to cut off the doubles.


 


In Ebbets Field, the bandbox effect and the cantilevered fences and contours and short fences made the ballpark a factor. Brooks pitchers had to be good pitching in that park.


 


Absolutely a mistake to design Citi Field with deeper power alleys.


 


How many games did Mr. Wilpon ever attend at Ebbetts Field? One wonders!  The beauty and the beast of Ebbets was its bandbox size. It was 393 to centerfield. A ridiculously short distance. It was a 348 foot poke down the Left Field Foul Line. The colorful advertising on the left field wall then ran out at a right angle only 3 feet to 351 feet in left center  (the new Citi Field is correctly this time supposed to be 379 in left center (a full 28 feet DEEPER).


 


Then good ole Ebbets went at a right angle out to 393 in dead center (Citi Field is to be 408 in dead center). 


 


In centerfield, Ebbets took an abrupt right turn straight across center and angled slightly out to 403 feet in right center in a V.  Then the center field wall with the colorful advertising took over all the way at a right angle to the right field foul line, tracking in  to  352 feet in straightaway right  right center (Citi Field is to be 391 in right center).


 


The cantilevered Ebbets Field wall then nipped in 52 feet nightmarishly to 297 feet at the right field foul line. The Citi Field right field foul pole is 330 feet from home plate.


 


No Quirks, No Nips. No Tucks in the outfield. Just plain wall.


 


It would be interesting if Mr. Wilpon and the HOK guys duplicated those dimensions, but maybe they were too afraid the fans eating sushi in centerfield restaurants would be killed by the screaming line drives bombarding the concourses beyond centerfield like mortars thanks to the hand grenades that serve as baseballs today. (Talking about the lively juiced up, souped up, tightly wound baseballs of today.)


 


However – you could duplicate the configuration of the Ebbets Field walls with the new dimensions of CitiField.


 


They have simply recreated the Shea Stadium dimensions a little deeper in the alleys (8 feet deeper in left center, 20 feet deeper in right)with the power alleys moving slightly out. How creative.


 


One of the most boring aspects of Shea Stadium is that the outfield is easy to play. It is symmetrical and the outfielders really have no challenging catches to make, except at the fence. That same antiseptic outfield though deeper is being recreated for another 40 years.


 



Skoonj’s Territory. The intriguing rightfield wall. How could HOK leave it out? Carl Furillo (Skoonj) used to play the caroms and gun down runners at second with his “Springfield Rifle” Arm. Photo (c) by John C. Wagner, Jr., www.pportals.com/jcw. Used with permission.


 



A closer look at Skoonj’s Territory. Note the cantilevered wall Photo (c) by John C. Wagner, Jr., www.pportals.com/jcw. Used with permission.


 


 


 


 


Perhaps, just perhaps the architects could have duplicated the boomerang-cantilever wall in centerfield over to right field….to provide the feel of the unexpected when you got a line shot caroming off the wall in the 1950s.


 


Why could they not replicate the old Ebbets Field scoreboard at field level, with drop down scores as they have in Fenway Park and Wrigley Field?


 


That would be a touch. But, there are no touches in this ballpark.  The monster pyramids of two scoreboards with the jumbotrons is a visual eyesore – typical of the phoney superficial cuteness that has always characterized the Mets as a franchise.


 


The doubledeck in right has no similarity to Ebbets Field at all…you might have extended the left field decks around into right center and curled the right field upper deck over and around the foul pole.


 



Ahhh, the grandeur. Only the dead know Brooklyn. The Ebbets Roof and lighttowers. Russ Meyer is on the mound in 1955. Pee Wee at short. Gilliam at third. Photo (c) by John C. Wagner, Jr., www.pportals.com/jcw. Used with permission.


 


 


 


Now another feature of Ebbets was it had a roof on it, as did Shibe Park, Old Comiskey Park, Forbes Field, Crosley Field – those “Baths of Caracala” ballparks of baseball’s golden age.


 


Why could you not put a roof on the upper deck in left field and square cut it over the other decks for the fans on rainy days.  Too expensive? But that was the Ebbets Field look you “suits” out there.


 


In fact you could have put posts in the upper deck for nostalgia sake and sell them as old time Ebbets Field seats with see-through panels you’d have a real intimate experience. Preposterous? I say it is a touch that would have given soul to this HOK back-of-the-hand design. They may be big and do a lot of jobs, but that does not mean they know baseball and how it is watched – or that they know what is good in a ballpark.


 


 But, I guess I’m different:  at $100 a person, for parking, hot dogs and two beers – I go to watch the ballgame. In this park I see more antiseptic baseball, honky tonk and special effects that are typical of every HOK-built ballpark in the majors.  There is nothing unique about Citi Field.  


 


HOK simply flips the positions of the left and right field upper decks and relocates the scoreboards, while adding the usual picnic areas, grills and ways to distract the fans from the boring ball game.


 


I have sat behind posts in Old Comiskey and they were great “frames” of the action. But then I am old. A ballpark without posts is a football stadium in my opinion.


 


Please not a lot of candy colored seats. I hate that.


 


I am not done picking this new stadium to pieces. One wonders if the architects or the Wilpons had ever really really looked at old Ebbets. They say they will have green seats. If they go bright blue that is wrong too. Should be blue-gray with red trim.


 


Well that is wrong…Ebbets Field had (based on color pictures on baseball cards in the 1950s), blueish gray seats with red railings for the box seats and red box seats – a terrific colorful touch. Very snappy.  Please, no green seats – this ain’t Fenway Park. (That leads me to another discussion…the wedding caking of seats on the roof at Fenway have destroyed the look of that place, too.)


 


Now what will the new dimensions comparison be on the new park compared to Shea Stadium here they are:


 


New Citi Field DIMENSIONS                   Old Shea Stadium DIMENSIONS


LF  Foul Line                        335                           LF Foul Line      338


Left Center                             379                           Left Center        371


Center                                    408                            Center                410


Right Center                           391                            Right Center     371


Right Field                             330                             Right Field       338


 


Take a careful look they have pushed left center some eight feet (more doubles), and pushed out right center 20 feet (more doubles), but remember Ebbets alleys were short — 351 feet and 352 feet – a good 30 to 40  feet closer in than Citi Field. To say that Citi Field is designed like Ebbets Field is simply not true.


 


 


 Would that be interesting or what? However the dimensions are going out in the power alleys at the new ball park and the right field foul line is 8 feet shorter than Shea Stadium in the new field.  The left field line in Citi Field is only 3 feet closer.That does not make sense.


 


Foul Resemblance Way Foul


 


The kicker is that the foul pole dimensions at Ebbets are very different from both Shea and the new “Ebbets” Citi Field.  At the original Ebbets, Left Field was 348 feet down the line, compared to 335 in new Citi Field, and right was 291 compared to 330. Bring the foul pole in to the Ebbets distance


 


I have a big problem with the lack of creative symmetry in the new Citi Field.


 


I dislike the twin monster scoreboards gone amok affect in right center. This looks nothing like Ebbets Field ever did.


 


Why couldn’t they have put a single bleacher running behind a right field screen to simulate the Ebbets Field look, adding seats where the bullpen areas are now planned? Put the bullpens in play – like old Ebbets down the foul lines?  


 


The rotunda looks pretty majestic on the inside. However, Ebbets Field had an awning on its entrance. They could have duplicated the awning. And another thing: Ebbets had a chandelier hanging down in the rotunda of the old ballpark  in the shape of a beautiful huge ivory baseball with white baseballs setting on crossed bats. That’s not here – just some nice ramps and girders. Doesn’t look anything like the Ebbets Field rotunda.


 


Now, I love Jackie Robinson, who doesn’t? But Brooklyn Dodger fans are dying off. It is high time the Mets stopped glomming on to old New York Giant and Brooklyn Dodger memories. How about pictures of Met greats in the rotunda? Seaver, Jones, Dr. K., Jerry Grote, HoJo, Daryl, Koos, Wayne, Carter — Jackie, Johnny, Carl, Duke and Gil?


 


Give me some Sexy Lights.


 


Light towers – I hate the new style of lights today. How about duping the triangular light towers of old Ebbets on the infield side…and if you put roofs on the decks you could use the motion picture show look of lights on those roofs. But the light towers I can live with.


 


HOK’s idea of oldtime looks is girders. Come on — the old parks were not just girders and ramps. They were odd dimensions. They created a warm old feeling as you went into the park. You were close to the action.


 


Ebbets exterior was windows and arches and intriguing signage like E X I T –and little Gate signs, as well as colorful ad signs on the walls. Put em on the walls Fred and cantilever the walls and let’s have some fun.


 


The new Yankee Stadium they are building in the Bronx also suffers from that hideous restaurant in centerfield and the boring symmetry of the present Yankee Stadium makeover.


 


HOK builds stadiums for corporate types – not baseball fans.


 


What I love the most about attending minor league and National Pro Fastpitch games is the lack of contrived environments.


 


When Citi Field opens, joining the other HOK cookie cutter nostalgia parks across the country it will be a shadow of what it could have been.


 


But it is no Ebbets Field.


 


You be the judge.



Citi Field, 2009. Webcapture from “Flyover” Computer Simulation on New York Mets website.



Ebbets Field 1955.Photo (c) by John C. Wagner, Jr., www.pportals.com/jcw. Used with permission.


 



Note: The photographs of Ebbets Field were taken May 30, 1955 at Ebbets Field by John C. Wagner, Jr. when Mr. Wagner was 17 years old. They were shot with an Argus C3 35mm camera, and 8 x 10s and various sizes of these one-of-a-kind-photos may be purchased on Mr. Wagner’s website at www.pportals.com/jcw. Mr. Wagner recalls Bob Purkey pitched for the Pirates and Russ Meyer for the Brooks in this game. Da Bums won both ends of the doubleheader.

 


























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Opening Day

WPCNR Press Box. April 7,2007: On Monday, the Metropolitans return to Shea Stadium after a splendid opening week. In their honor, WPCNR brings back this original celebration of the best day of the year.


 



                         WRIGLEY fIELD CHICAGO 1975 PHOTO WPCNR SPORTS




OPENING DAY is better than Christmas Day,
When you look out the window and you know they’ll play,
Whether dreary gray or billiant spring sun’s ray
Opening Day means the Big Show is back today.


 


In decades past, Opening Day was for the fanatics starved
Eager for the sharp crack of ash on horsehide carved
The flutter of pennants snapping in northwest winds
Atop ramparts of inviting arches of walls and friezes wistfully escarped.



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Fans lucky to get away with a pair of ducats
Marveled at those grown men in boys flannels and sharp whites pristeen
Back to play in April’s warm zhyphers in NY blazened caps,
Dashing specks of white warming up on the sprawl of the greenest green.

Motor cars panting in good-natured traffic jams on Major Deegan,
Or down
Yawkey Way, on 35th and Shields or  Waveland’s Jam.
Through your windows you see the first glimpse of the imposing Park,
The place where ball is played, where spirits of Ted, Babe, Duke
Mel, Spahnie, Whitey, Mickey, Willie, Yaz, Minnie and Sandy lark.

Paying a White Plains fine to park to stogie smoking old men
Who ‘VE BEEN at the same GATES for a hundred years


out into the street
You go eager, the smell of roasting chestnuts, pungent cigars sweet,
Cries of “scorecard heah” “programs,  heah” neath light towers to heaven.

Fans in cap and uniform, little boys and girls gawk in awe
Never seeing SUCH sheer walls so topped with the legend “GameToday 1:30 PM”
Clutching slim cardboard tix to Section 14 Upper Deck up to the turnstiles
Festooned with souvenirs more dear as diamonds, beyond, THE lure OF ENDLESS aisles.

Into the press of crowd, the grizzled usher, RIPS YOUR TICKET.
Turnstile turns and into the castle of ball you go
Into the rotunda greeted with magic signs dazzlING
UPPER LEVELS SECTIONS 1 to 39, 2 to 40

Hawkers shout –Voices of The Bronx — colorful books in hand


“Yearbook heah,” “Dodger Yearbook here,” “Hot dog, heah,” 
Assail your ears up the ramps you walk to the sign “NEXT HOMESTAND”
Out the suspended catwalk where sliver of blue is first glimpse of the magic sphere
Into the sunlight splaying the vast rake down  of the mighty grand stand.

Spread out below are knights of the diamond in white hues
Cavorting, snapping throws across immaculate red clay
As majestic fungoes CRACK! soar towards filling bleachers a mile away,
Bunting flutters from the deck’s rails red, white and true blues.

Old glory unfurls on the highest pole in center field
Colorful signs deliver the manly flavor of the only real game,
GILLETTE To Look Sharp, The Red Sox use Lifeboy, Schaefer It’s A Hit
Hey, Neighbor Have a Gansett, White Owl Cigars, Hit Sign Win Suit

From old familiar walls, to Gladys Gooding on the organ
friendly old green scoreboard displaying
Today’s games around the big leagues BETTER THAN CNN
CHI CLE BOS DET, CHI STL, NY WAS make you king for a day.
Two Bits for a scorecard, usher wipes your seat, ballpark fills your heart.

Penciling in the lineup 42 2B, 1 SS, 14 1B, 4 CF, 39 C, 6 RF, 23 LF 19 3B 36 P
Smell of beer, peanuts and warm salty pretzels entice
The air is nippy, warm rays sink into your face feels nice,
starting pitchers wheel and deal on sidelines  fueling expectancy

Men in blue, arms folded solemnly conduct the home plate regimen
CaseY, Ralph , Walter AND SPARKY exchange lineup cards and knowing
ground rules by heart they go over them for ritual’s sake.
announcer entones “Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen.”

“Please rise for the playing of our national anthem,”
the stadium organ note by note  peels  baseball’s theme
Rising on the breeze, uniting do-rag and ball cap,
fedora and Tie PONYTAIL AND BOUFFANT  in the spirit of the great game.

Grass is never greener than on opening days
 strikes are louder, the long drives electrify in the alleys
The beer with THICK hig creamy head,  taste crisp cold and mellow the best all year
 Smashes laser through short and in the gap in raucous rallies


 


Magicians without wands start 6-4-3s, backhand sure hits losing their caps


“Oh what a play’s” crackle on WGN with  “CUBS WIN’S”


Jack and Mel, Vince, Curt and Murph are back at the mike to turn mundane days into joy with a ninth inning elixir and “happy recaps”


THUNDROUS ROAR accolades the 2-out winner again CREATING Big KIDS’ GRINS

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It’s Prom Season. Shouldn’t County Regulate Proms, too?.

WPCNR Funnies.  Humor By  Big Mel Meed, the Legendary Rajah of Rock N Roll Radio. April 7,2007: WPCNR got to thinking that since Indian Point is tightly regulated, and the Department of Homeland Security and the Transportation Safety Administration is watching over us, that the same blanket of security model could be applied to the conduct of Senior Prom Dating. How would it work?


Here is a suggestion of how it could be put in place for this spring’s proms throughout the county. It involves issuance of a PROM CARD and a completion of a Senior Prom Itinerary & Security & Safety Application.



New Security Measure? Big Mel Meed, the Legendary Rajah of Rock N Roll Radio suggests Westchester County should regulate Senior Proms in the interest of keeping dates safe.


 


Westchester  County Department of Youth Social Safety.


Senior Prom Itinerary Security Safety Application


 


In the interest of security AND the mutual safety of prom participants, the Family Department of Homeland Security, a new Westchester County department   has issued the following Application, all prospective senior students in schools throughout the county must  register their intent to bring dates to their senior proms and file with the county prior to arranging and escorting  ladies to prom dances throughout Westchester County.


Upon completion of this Application and clearance, which may be submitted at any high school office or at the Westchester County Prom Van when it visits your high school.


 You will be issued a Westchester County Prom Card that will verify when shown to an officer at any check point that you have an official County Cleared Prom Date. Uncleared Dates are subject to termination by County Police.


If at various sobriety checks by county security personnel, you cannot produce an approved copy of this Westchester County application and a “Prom Card”, your date will be terminated immediately, parents notified and you will be returned home.


So ask your prospective date promptly, to allow appropriate time for the County to process your Prom Applications.


This Application needs to be filed within 21 days of the Prom to the County Clerk’s Office. County Prom Vans will be visiting high schools throughout the county within the Month of April distributing the forms. To request a form or file your Application on line – go to www.promcard.com or call 1-888-OPSAFEPROM.


Forms also must be submitted in duplicate with parents of all dates attending the Prom.


DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A REAL REQUIREMENT. THIS IS A HOAX.


Complete Official Application for Prom Card Below


Senior Prom Itinerary Security  Safety Application


Date of Prom______School__________


Location__________________________


Name of Date______________________


Name of Escort______________________


Address____________________________


Driving and Transportation


1.       How long have you had your driver’s License?


2.       Do you have any speeding tickets, moving violations?


3.       Have you had a traffic accident?


4.       What is your mode of transportation to prom


A.      Limo Driver with others.


B.       Drive yourself. 


C.      C. If driver other than yourself…name________________  Driving Records:


                                                                 


Prom Etiquette


 


5.       Do you plan on buying a corsage?


 


6.       Will you be renting a tuxedo?


 


 


7.       What brand of alcohol do you illegally consume?


 


 


8.       Who is your designated driver in event of group date?


 


 


Dance Conduct


 


9.       Do you plan to slowdance?


 


10.   If yes to above, what slowdances do you do?


 


A.Overhanging grope


B. Embrace in Place.


C. Twin Leaning Towers of Pisas


         11. What do you plan to do after the prom?


                 A. Go to Club    State place______________Estimated Time of Arrival___________


                                             Estimated time of departure.


B. Go to Beach      State beach________Mode of Transit____________


C. Private Party at house:  State address______________


     Adults/chaperones attending_____________________


     Refreshments served____________________________


   (Is party registered with White Plains Department of Public Safety)


    Mode of transit to and from party___________________


    Time of End of Party________________________________


 Medical Knowledge…


13. In event of date passing out  What will you do with Date?


A. Take to Hospital.


B. Call ambulance


D. Call Police


E. All of the above


 Personal Information:


 


14.Description of vehicle you plan to use:


 


15. Cellphone number:


16. Do you plan to feed your date?


 


16A—If so, what kind of meal?


A.      Fast Food Chain (state name and location)


B.      Restaurant (state name and location)


C.      Expensive Restaurant (state name and location)


D. Take Out Food (State brand)


 


 Conditions of Date Custody, I agree to by completing this application:


 


A.      Date will be equipped with a Lo-Jac and GPS Device.


B.      Upon embarking on transits, departure time will be phoned back to base via cell-phone and arrivals announced via cell-phone.


C.      Departures from expected times of arrivals and departures will be announced if expected to vary


D.      A Detailed Date Plan Itinerary must be filed for review within 72 hours of The Prom.


E.       Nose Rings, Piercings must be reviewed for security reasons


F.       Car must be driven at  or below speed limit at all times.


G.     All portable drink containers must be presented for inspection  by parents upon pick up of date.


H.      Escort should plan on enough time to undergo security search and x-ray of all possessions and a vehicle search prior to  pickup of date.


I.        Transportation shall be limited to traditional sedans and limousines, with dividers in front seats, no vans, pickup trucks, SUVs allowed


 


Conditions of conduct on date. Escort agrees in accepting custody of date to the following codes of conduct


 


A.      Slow dancing shall be limited to up and down movement no forward “grinding” and couple must circulate on dance floor, no dancing in place permitted. You will be watched


 


B. Fast dancing shall be limited to dancing with date only no group multi—partner shake-it-ups.


 


C. If passenger in vehicle – vehicle shall be in motion at all times.


 


D. If escort is driver, both hands shall be on the steering mechanism at all times.


 


E. Escort agrees to pay all gasoline charges.


 


F.Escort agrees to accept installation of computer cam in front and backseats of vehicle


 


After analysis of answers and agreeing to observe these few simple regulations, your application will be processed and reviewed, and you will be notified of your date clearance with date within 7 days of the Prom and a PROM CARD issued in name of the escort.


Thank you for your cooperation.


 


Andy Cano


Westchester County Executive


 


 


REPEAT THIS IS NOT REAL. THIS IS A HOAX. NO PROM CARD SYSTEM OR APPLICATIONS FOR PROM PROCEDURES ARE CONTEMPLATED BY WESTCHESTER COUNTY AT THIS TIME.

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