Slam! Bang! Tang! “How To” Succeeds Again! Slick,Stylish,Swank, Potent Martini

WPCNR ON THE AISLE. Theatrical Review by John F. Bailey. April 25, 2008 UPDATED With Pix:  As the blue hues of  designer Herrick Goldman’s virtuoso lights transform WPPAC’s magic “How to Succeed” set into soaring corporate windows above a city street, revealing Matt Wilson as J. Pierrepont Finch reading “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying,” White Plains Performing Arts Center patrons buy  into this rip-roaring madcap screwball comeback of the 1961, 1,417-performance  comedy musical– one of only four dramas to win a Pulitzer Prize, running from 1961 through 1965.



Matt Wilson cajoles, plots, and powers his way to the top — hilariously — in WPPAC’s revival of “How to” Photos, Courtesy, White Plains Performing Arts Center


Friday evening’s White Plains Performing Arts Center revival of  “How to Succeed” proves  once a great show – always a great show – for all time.


 




 The ingratiatingly obsequious Matt Wilson is an endearing, conniving, plotting  charmer of a young man who uses a book to advance from mailroom to top of a company – and delivers comic lines with a comedian’s timing.



The Big 4 of “How To:”  (Counter Clockwise from lower right): Patricia Noonan as Rosemary, Matt Wilson as the ubiquitous Finch, Nicholas Wyman as the stuffy Mr. Biggley, and Jill Abramovitz as Hedy


The wholesome brunette Patricia Noonan, in her third WPPAC assignment, is the marriage-minded young secretary, Rosemary. She wants to live with Finch in “New Rochelle” where she’d  be Happy to Keep his Dinner Warm. She dazzles the stage every scene she’s in.   The young lady’s rich coloratura soprano voice, is multi-faceted as a diamond. Her Doris Day (there’s a time-reference) innocence fills the little theatre from her first song Keep His Dinner Warm – to her comic enthrallment with her Paris Original – (an ode to the sheath dress of the 50s), to her duet with Mr. Wilson on Rosemary – a satiric send-up of Maria from West Side Story.


Ms. Noonan has a  Mermanesque sense of the comedic.  She demonstrates this when she sings of the slinky cocktail dress she is wearing to the company reception for the new Advertising V.P. – only to be shocked when she sees the other ladies of the stenopool.  We’ll let you guess what that shock is – and the resultant mass number by all the secretaries in a hissyfit is a hoot.


Nicholas Wyman is J.B. Biggley, the president of World Wide Wicket Company, filling the Rudy Vallee role of the original production wonderfully, from his argyle socks, to his golfer’s outfit – to his pomposity.  Highlight of the first act is when Wyman and Wilson mug and sing the Grand Old Ivy fight song – Groundhog, Groundhog.  Finch uses “college ties” to ingratiate himself with Mr. Biggley. Wyman reminds me of Gale Gordon  (of Our Miss Brooks) in his demeanor and certain CEOs we’ve seen at press conferences around town.


Lurking like a Woody Allen  type as a roadblock to Finch’s trip to the top is Ron DeStefano , as Bud Frump,  the nephew of President Biggley who sees Finch as a threat.  A running story line in the show is how Frump, (like the Coyote in a Road Runner cartoon), attempts to embarrass  and discredit Finch only to have Finch cleverly turn the tables in surprise ways. DeStefano’s smarmy plotting, furtive as a weasel, creative as a lawyer, and his cackling and delight in his own cleverness is hilarious.


Ms Noonan is finally brought together with Finch for their first date in front an elevator bank in a clever number, It’s been a Long Day.  Here Mr. Wilson, Ms. Noonan and Linda Gabler as the wisecracking steno mother hen, Smitty,  sing what Finch is thinking, what Rosemary is thinking, and what Smitty is thinking – and it is so real life about how you thought about dating in the office fifty years ago—well it was just cute. The timing and character interplay on this song is just spot-on.


I cannot say enough about Director Eleanor Reissa’s whipping this cast into delivering crowd-pleasing big production numbers in this show and they come out you one after another in the hour and 20 minute first act — that grabs your attention, never lets you go, and keeps that smile on your face. A tip of the CitizeNetReporter fedora to choreographer Lorin Latarro for the inspiring high energy spectaculars. j


Just when you think there can be nothing left in Act Two to entertain – just a quick wrap up — you’re wrong.



The show is worth seeing alone for the first big super number, No Coffee. That’s Ron DeStefano as the icky Bud Frump, Finch’s rival discovering there’s “No coffee!?!” This repawta remembers the coffee wagon — do you?


The next number that’s a must see is The Company Way, where Finch is taught the company philosophy by the mailroom head. This number about toeing the company line is followed by A Secretary is Not a Toy.



You must remember — A secretary is not a toy! Jill Abramowtiz as Hedy makes her grand entrance in Act One.


This ode, relative to today’s sexual harrassment  worries, comes about after the appearance of the redoubtable, brassy blonde  Hedy Larue, overplayed perfectly by the unique Jill Abramovitz – who just happens to have been promised a job by Mr. Biggley.


Abramovitz has some of the best crackup lines in the play and she delivers  them perfectly getting laugh out loud guffaws from the audience.


As Finch washes the windows of the Worldwide Wicket Company,  the narrative voice of David Hyde Pierce speaks wisdom to the young man, and How to Succeed succeeds immediately  and carries  Mr. and Mrs. White Plains through 2 hours and 20 minutes of laugh after laugh, spiffy Bob Fosse-inspired choreography, and wonderfully devious subplots in a typical American Corporation brought the sharply-directed, enthusiastic, high energy ensemble a 2 minute standing ovation.


The musical original starred Robert Morse as Finch and Rudy Vallee as President J.B. Biggley, and is staged  through the magic of lighting, and an intricate sliding set that creates a  21st century corporate style. There is a contemporary feel  that explores the culture of the American Corporation of 50 years ago set in the New York of today. Though the costumes are distinctly circa 1960.  The musical could start a fashion trend.


“How to” creates it all just as yours truly remembers it: the executive washroom, the stenography pool, the personnel department, golf, old school ties, competition among executives, are spoofed with laugh-out-loud jokes and realities of the business world are lampooned in outstanding ensemble numbers. The spirit of get-ahead of the other guy competition is demonstrated – creating the “innocent” strive for success style of the 50s and 60s.This is farce, satire, and pokes fun unmercifully at the corporate life.


The period anthropology of this musical is superbly demonstrated by the executive washroom  scene where Mr. Wilson sings a love song to himself  – I believe in you – while his 3-button suit competitors sing “Got to Stop that Man.” In it Wilson compares himself to the “Slam, Bang Tang of a shaker of gin and vermouth” – for you young whipper snappers out there – that is a martini.


It is so rare to see a musical where every scene is a keeper.


The second act tops the first with Ms. Noonan being persuaded to “keep the Prince” – (Finch) – when she decides to leave him because he is not paying attention to her now that she is his new secretary.


The Cinderella Darling number with Ms. Gabler, Ms. Noonan, Delaine Andrzejewsi, Jessica Bircann, Stephanie Nicole Carter,Elinor Harrison, singling “Hallelujia” at key times, will make women of today flinch, but it captures the 50s attitude that women had in business very right on.  By this time Finch has worked up to Vice President of Advertising and is about to make a major presentation.



Shortly thereafter Hedy gives the President  an ultimatum that she either gets a better job because “she’s stranded in the steno pool with no big fish to bail me out.” (With those killer legs of hers, she is worth bailing out). This takes Biggley aback and here in this picture, Mr. Wyman delivers a rich baritone love song Love From a Heart of Gold that is another highlight.


From a repawta who was an advertising man in another life, I salute Mr. Wilson’s presentation of the big ad campaign to promote Worldwide Wickets on television that Mr. Wilson delivers – making great laugh use of a balloon. The use of advertising jargon in this musical is spot-on. Take it from a man who was there in the 60s when advertising was king.


This leads into a spectacular television commercial featuring Hedy, Ms. Abramovitz as the irrepressible incendiary Blonde – The Worldwide Wicket Treasure Girl – a dance number by the Wickers and Wickettes  with a terrific emcee played with Ed Herlihee–Bert Parks panache by Doug Trapp. I have to say all the players deliver excellent cameo bits and are to be commended.


In the finale, with Finch’s job on the line due to an indiscretion by Ms. Abramovitz on live television, Finch once again saves the day.


There is one great continuing bit throughout this show: whenever Finch succeeds,  a mastery of light and timing trick guarantees a laugh every time. You’ll discover this gem when you see the show.


You’re going to like the way you feel after this show.


Sets – Executive Producer Jack Batman’s scenic designer Vicki Davis  has created an ingenious sliding set combining with Lighting Designer Herrick Goldman’s mastery of hues to create men’s rooms, mailrooms, boardrooms, spectacular cityscapes,  all with the urban style of today. What Goldman has done with the lighting is spectacular. This is the magic of theatre at its best – something sorely missing during the first three years of WPPAC’s existence, that Mr. Batman, the man with the unlimited expense account is bringing back big time.


White Plains Performing Arts Center’s “How to” is easily their best production they have ever mounted.  Jack Batman the new Executive Producer on a rescue mission here continues to put out a professional Broadway style product that more people should be coming out to see.  Either the marketing mix is not right, they’re advertising in the wrong places or the wrong way, or the Westchester audience is not as sophisticated as it likes to think it is. This is good stuff!


You have through May 11 to catch this great revival. For less than the price of a tank of gas  you can see Broadway in White Plains. Every darn bit as good. It’s a show you can take the children to. The laughs are non-stop. It’s funnier than any movie you can see next door. You never feel bad once. I cannot remember when I have laughed more at a show. See it. Tell your friends.


 You’re gonna love the way it makes you laugh.


How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying runs through May 11 at White Plains Performing Arts Center. It runs 2 hours and 20 minutes  with a 20 minute intermission. For the box office, go online to www.wppac.com, or call 914-328-1600

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No Budget Cuts in WP School District Planned at this Time to Ease STAR Cuts

WPCNR SCHOOL DAYS. By John F. Bailey. April 24, 2008: The Assistant Superintendent for Business of the White Plains School District, Fred Seiler, advised WPCNR today that the School District is prohibited by law from changing the school budget after April 19, so at this time no budget cutting to prevent a $1.2 Million hit on the White Plains taxpayer due to the legislature-enforced 10% cut in the Basic and Enhanced Star  Exemptions is contemplated.


Seiler said the Board of Education could opt to cut the Tax Rate of $5.03 per thousand, and not spend money in certain areas to make up the difference. The district when they passed the $184.4 Million school budget April 14, was unaware an extra 5% had been cut from the STAR Exemptions.


Seiler said that the City Assessor described the impact of the STAR exemption as an average of $81 more in taxes paid by the average White Plains taxpayer. However, this is dependent on the value of one’s home. Persons owning more expense homes pay as much ast $200 or more in increased taxes as a result of the legislature’s clandestine decision.


More on this, as WPCNR continues to follow this developing story.

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Tappan Zee Honchos to Discuss/Hear Environmental Impacts of Tappan Zee Fix

WPCNR TAPPAN ZEE STORY. From Westchester County Department of Communications. April 24, 2008: Get up-to-date on what environmental impacts are being evaluated in the review of the alternative projects being considered for the future of the Tappan Zee Bridge and Westchester’s main east-west corridor, during the Conservation Café: “Environmental Impacts of the Tappan Zee Bridge/I-287 Corridor Project, Friday, May 2, 8 a.m. to 10 a.m., at the Kessel Student Center of Pace University in Pleasantville.


 


From 8 a.m. to 10 a.m., a panel of experts and stakeholders will discuss the various proposed projects and the associated environmental impacts of each.


Speakers are Michael Anderson, P.E., Tappan Zee Bridge/I-287 Corridor Project Director for the New York State Department of Transportation; Robert Goldstein, Esq. of the environmental group Riverkeeper; and Gerry Bogacz, Planning Director for the New York Metropolitan Transportation Council.


Marsha Gordon, President and CEO of the Business Council of Westchester and


Co-Chair of the Westchester/Rockland Tappan Zee Task Force, will moderate. Introduction and welcoming remarks will be made by Fred Koontz, Ph.D., Executive Director of Teatown Lake Reservation.


A question-and-answer period will be included. Following the presentation there will be roundtable discussion on the topic. Participants are invited to continue the conversation until 11 a.m.


Coffee and beverages will be served. Participants are encouraged to help save the environment by bringing their own coffee mug.


            The Conservation Café and Conversations on Conservation (CoC) provide a forum for dialogue about current environmental issues. Private citizens, members of concerned organizations, municipal planners and others hear the latest information and have an opportunity to network.

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Legislature, Gov, Ordered 10% STAR Cuts–Sch.Tax Increase Covers 85% of New Aid.

WPCNR SCHOOL DAYS. By John F. Bailey. April 22, 2008: Weeks prior to the passing of the recent state budget, the legislature and the Governor’s Office agreed to cut the BASIC STAR Exemption for homeowners by 5% then cut it another 5% on the eve of passing the state budget . 


The resulting increase in the White Plains taxpayers’ school tax pays for 85% of the $1.4 Million increased in school aid touted by local legislators as helping to lower property tax increases in the city announced last week.


The legislature at the request of legislature leaders and the governor  cut the Basic and Enhanced Exemptions by changing the law previously limiting year-to-year cuts in the BASIC STAR to 5% (increasing the White Plains taxpayers’ school tax by approximately $1.2 Million, and in differing amounts for all 26 Westchester County towns, cities and municipalities), according to a spokesperson for the New York Office of Real Property Services interviewed by WPCNR today.


 



 The cut in STAR EXEMPTIONS costs the White Plains median home owner taxpayer an additional $186, and the taxpayers of the city about $1.2 Million The state by lowering the BASIC and ENHANCED STAR EXEMPTIONS keeps the revenue instead of reimbursing the school district.


The effect  has White Plains School Tax Payer  is essentially paying for virtually all of  $1.4 Million in increased School Aid  through increased taxes.


When a Tax Saving Move Actually Raises Taxes.


The $1.4 Million in school aid increase was announced last week by White Plains representatives  and was reported by  the  White Plains City School District  as making it possible to lower the district tax rate and lower taxes.  Communities across the state subject to the 90% of previous year’s assessment formula face the same tax situation where a “tax savings” is actually taking the form of a tax increase.


First drop in STAR “Floor” Limit in 10 Years


“There was a statutory method put into place when star was originally enacted back in 1997, and it’s been the same method (for 10 years),” Geoffrey Gloak, Director of Public Information  for the New York State Office of Real Property Services told WPCNR Tuesday.


“The only change this year was that the floor that the minimum, or the maximum, the floor could drop from one year to another was previously 5%, it was dropped to 10% this year, that was in light of the state fiscal crisis,” Gloak said. “There were a lot of difficult decisions to be made, and that was one place where the decision was made to allow the exemption to drop, rather than just 5% allow it to drop 10%, if it indicated. In other words the exemptions would probably be dropping more than 10%, but as a result of the “floor,” they’re protected from dropping any more than 10%.”


WPCNR asked Gloak who was responsible for ordering the 10% cut.


Governor’s Office, Legislature Ordered Lower “Floor.”


Gloak reported, “The proposal was put forth in  (former) Governor Spitzer’s original executive budget proposal. Then it was negotiated by the legislature and the governor’s office. Then it was agreed to in the budget.”


WPCNR asked if this meant the legislature had to have known about this when they passed the budget.


Gloak said, “One would assume that would be correct. They passed the budget. It’s not like ORPS came up with this idea. Basically we’re just computing the numbers as the law requires them to be computed.”


WPCNR contacted the Governor’s Office for the answer to this question, but as  night descended on White Plains,  the Governor’s Office has not responded on which party – the governor or the leaders of the two houses decided on the STAR cuts.


School District learned of first half of cut in March


prior to Adoption of budget April 14.


The School District received notice that White Plains taxpayers would receive less STAR Exemption March 3, prior to the School Board adopting their budget April 14.  However that in itself was not unusual. The assessed value BASIC and ENHANCED STAR Exemptions have dropped 5% each of the previous two tax years.


At that time, City Assessor Lloyd Tasch wrote Assistant Superintendent for Business, Fred Seiler, informing him the STAR Exemption would be reduced 5%,  (from $3,700 to $3,520) and leave the district with $249,519,555 assessed value after STAR exemptions. The budget and tax rate was figured on that premise and the announcement of $1.4 Million more in state aid – much praised and with much self-congratulation by local legislators who “fought” for it.


By the way….


On April 14, the New York State Office of Real Property Assessments  announced the final STAR Exemptions and informed City Assessor Tasch of the additional 5% cut in a letter on April 15, stating “As you may know, the 2008 New York State budget changes the way STAR exemptions are calculated, in that the floor value has been reduced from 95% of the 2007 exemption amounts to 90%. It further dictates that all 2008 exemptions must comply with the new level.”


In a letter of Friday April 18, three days ago, Lloyd Tasch informed the school district that the Assessed Value with STAR had increased $251,534,411 because the STAR BASIC Exemption had been lowered an additional $190, bringing the White Plains Taxpayer’s Basic Exemption down to $3,330.


$1.2 Million Additional Taxes Paid to Whom?


Mr. Seiler explained that the White Plains taxpayers would pay an additional $1 Million in taxes as a result. Seiler explained that the district for the district because he said the state by cutting the exemption would not reimburse the district for that loss.


Asked if he knew about the extra 5% prior to the approval of the budget April 14, Mr. Seiler said “Not until I saw the letter yesterday (, Monday April 21), that the Superintendent (Timothy Connors) brought up. I got the letter from the Assessor. I read through it and it looks like, I think you’re right how the state’s allocating it.”


The State Reimbursement of STAR Decreases.


To see what has really happened by the state’s quiet action, Seiler explained how STAR works:


“The amount that every taxpayer gets (reduced), BASIC STAR and ENHANCED STAR, the city tells us how much that is. We then bill the state of New York for that. And it looks like we’re going to be billing them for $1 Million less than we thought because we’re going to be getting $1 Million more from the taxpayer.”


Seiler explained that of the $146 Million in revenue expected from Mr. and Mrs. and Ms. White Plains in the new budget, that is paid by actual taxpayers and STAR reimbursements from the state. However, because of the exemption, the taxpayers will kick in more and the state pay less. “What the state will say is they are not going to send out quite as much (back) to the school district.”


WPCNR computes the estimated additional amount  the  White Plains taxpayers will pay thanks to the lowered STAR Exemptions to be between $1.1 and $1.2 Million, based on Mr. Seiler’s information.  Seiler had not figured the exact amount Tuesday afternoon.


WPCNR asked Seiler the effect on the White Plains taxpayer:  “The amount we have (receive) for property tax payments is exactly the same. The individual is going to get a little bit less, But the amount that Albany sends us (for STAR reimbursement) is reduced by an equal dollar amount. The amount we’re collecting, the amount we collect  from the individual taxpayer goes up a little bit, but the amount we get from Albany goes down by the corresponding dollar amount. The district is neutral no change for us, the individual loses out. I don’t know why Albany is doing this, whether they feel it’s more accurate accounting.”


Windfall for State? July Surprise?


Asked if this seemed like a windfall for the state, Seiler said, “It sounds like it.”


At the time the school district passed the $184.4 School Budget on Monday, April 14, the school aid was touted by the district as a boon which enabled the district to lower the tax rate and lower the tax increase on White Plains homeowners to 5.9%.


However, that is not exactly the case because the STAR BASIC and STAR ENHANCED discounts were quietly lowered by the legislature, raising White Plains taxpayers’ tax bill by a collective $1.2 Million, effectively making the White Plains taxpayer pay for most of the increased aid.


Viewed another way, by lowering the BASIC and ENHANCED STAR Exemptions, the state has increased its tax collections, by paying out less in STAR EXEMPTIONS and in the White Plains case, found a way to have the White Plains taxpayers fund more of the district budget without realizing it until they get their tax bill in July.


District keeps the difference.


The bottom line: the person owning a $700,000 home in White Plains, whose assessed value has not gone up in three years  will have their exemption cut by $370 of assessed value giving them a taxable value of $15,145. This results in a school tax for 2008-2009 of $7,618.


 In the current year, that homeowner is paying $7,012 in school taxes. The tax dollar increase to this homeowner is $186 strictly from the state cutting of the BASIC STAR.


There is a school of thought that feels that this should be balanced against the STAR EXEMPTION savings. However, the taxpayer still has to pay in the increase in taxes resulting from the 10% drop in both EXEMPTIONS.


The new 2008-2009 BASIC STAR Exemption for the City of White Plains is $3,330 (deducted from your assessed value, and $6,500 for ENCHANCED STAR.


Multiply this across the state, and it creates a school tax increase statewide.


 


 

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