I Love You,You’re Perfect,Now Change: A Laugh-In of Laughs on a Summer Night

 


 


WPCNR CENTER STAGE LEFT. Theatrical Rush Review by John F. Bailey. June 25, 2009: There was a buzz and energy at opening night at WBT.  Most had never heard of this comedic hoot of a review that debuted Off-Broadway in 1996, and just closed in 2008, outrunning My Fair Lady.


 


A full house was eager for something happy and amusing and they got a Laugh-in’s worth!


 



 


Courtney Holds Court!


Courtney Balan is the Complete Comedienne, mugging, madcapping, accenting, wisecracking, sending up, dialecting, wallflower, babe, single girl, torch singer in I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change. Photos, Courtesy WBT, By John Vecchiola.


 


 


 


When  comedienne Courtney Balan makes a match.com video on WBT’s widescreens,  talking to a video camera, with her back to her audience,  she brings down the house with laughter as she tells all her foibles and faults with mugging and facial expressions that generated steady laughter nonstop.


 


When  Noel Molinelli sings a lament about the bride’s maids dresses in her closet, and ill-fated grooms,  the women of Westchester grinned and nodded knowingly, remembering weddings past. When Jonathan Rayson laments about waiting for his wife in Macy’s, the men laugh and laugh, while Ms. Molinelli agonizes in line for a women’s restroom—both men, women nod, laugh and remember.


 



 


Understudy Travis Taber, last seen in Oliver!  as the Knife Grinder (at that incubator of talent, the White Plains Performing Arts Center) did a masterful job jumping in on Opening Night. He’s at the wheel of the family car! With the ubiquitous Courtney Balan as his wife, and Noel Molinelli, back seat with Jonathan Rayson as his kids.  Mr. Taber  had to do the 42nd Street Opening Night  “Dream Brake” Replacement role thing this evening filling in for  Frank Vlastnik. The kid will always remember this night. He wise-cracked and delivered the part as if he created it! What a great job by the kid. Who doesn’t like a little schmaltz on Opening Night? Photos, Courtesy, WBT By Frank Vecchiola


 


Taber coordinated with perfect comic timing with Ms. Balan to  turn four rolling desk chairs into the family car, it’s madcap mirth!  (Even Brenda Starr, your reporter’s date for the evening laughed in uncharacteristic glee for the most dignified no-nonsense redhead in journalism – mentioning on the way out that her brothers used to fight in the backseat just like Mr. Rayson and Ms. Molinelli.





Scene after scene of Westchester Broadway Theatre’s  revival of  the longest running Off-Broadway revue in history, I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change , the laughs just keep on coming, with an  updated script for 80s and 90s couples, it reviews the institution of the pitfalls, pratfalls, of dating, courtship, parenthood, aging, shopping, marital sex through the last fifty years, complete with cellphones. Book and  Lyrics (and jokes)  by Joe DiPietro and Music by Jimmy Roberts have everyone who’s dated, married, divorced, married, divorced over the last half century  laughing naturally, remembering fondly, and going out with a smile on their face. Marriage takes a beating, (but is still ticking at the end of the show)  because  it keeps on coming back as the ensemble sings at the grand finale!


 





WBT producers Bill Stutler and Bob Funking have assembled a formidably funny, coordinated group of very droll people to carry off this farce of farces where they play 40 characters in a series of rapid-fire costume changes. It is theatre magic that hangs together, perfecto!


 


The show uses the WBT video screens cleverly to announce each scene,reminiscent of The Pink Panther credits  and from the unexpected opening featuring the  Flippant Four as angels  who sing Catata for a First Date –  the audience is laughing non-stop. This show taps into your personal experience with charm, knowing familiarity and good nature – you’ll think the show is about your romantic life.


 



 


Courtney Balan (The Bride)  is the long tall brassy blonde comic standout mugging like Carol Burnett, manipulating her flawless face like Lucille Ball with perfect exaggeration, and belting like Bette Midler. She has all the best bits and rachets up the laffometer. That’s Travis Taber as the Priest, Mr. Rayson the Groom and Ms. Molinelli, the bridesmaid.


 


Ms. Balan  plays a not-so-pretty girl  with Mr. Rayson in A Stud and A Babe sequence that everyone will identify. She connects on the touching ballad “I Will  Be Loved Tonight.” I really liked this song,and I bet most of the women did too. Ms. Balan tender and touching just played this song and strummed the heart strings. She reaches the audience’s hearts with the plentive He Called Me, after conducting a cascade of laughs on the phone with her mother about whether her boyfriend had called.  Ms. Balan, a graduate of the University of Michigan Musical theatre, sinks her teeth into this comedienne’s dream role with Wolverine tenacity and wows Westchester!


 


Ms. Molinelli stands up to Ms. Balan’s natural comedic flare gamely in the stalking song with Mr. Taber and Mr. Rayson, Single Man Drought which gets both the males in the audience and their ladies laughing knowingly.  She has her moment in Act II, singing about love in the upper ages in the very wise and warm song (one of three in the show) I Can Live With That. She also renders an excellent housewife of many years  listening deadpan  to Mr. Rayson sing the all-to-true, Shouldn’t I Be Less In Love With You?


 


Mr. Taber and Ms. Molinelli do a classic bit of a man at a tear jerker movie.


 


Taber wowed the WBT audience with his portrayal of a convict at a traveling dating show—scaring singles into matrimony.


 


Mr. Rayson and Mr. Taber have the men in the audience laughing at their Why? ‘Cause I’m a Guy? It details all the things women hate about the way men are. The laughs just coming at you. You have to see the show twice to get all the lines.


 



 


Christine DiTotta, (left) and Brian Cooper  are the subject of a spoof on a law firm that puts a lawyer in bed to assure sexual satisfaction to remind what you are supposed to do as part of the bed contract. Mr. Taber as a fast-talking lawyer from Jacoby and Myers Masters and Johnson guaranteeing satisfaction or you get paid. You have to see it, folks.


 



 


A Scene All Will Identify With: Mr. Rayson (left), Ms. Molinelli (2nd from left), Ms. Balan and Brian Cooper toast a breakup with sentiments that are a hoot!


 


 


 


The set is minimalist, one of the sparest productions WBT has ever done, but the material is so funny, the situations so dead, solid, perfect, the Funny Four so perfectly in tune — it does not need a set. The material carries it — no dead spots. It romps!


 



 


 


Two of the six reasons it works is the  duo of the talented fingers of  John Daniels on the jolly 88s making  that Steinway sing,  and Sara Molina on violin rip off a jolly good musical bed of moments between men and women we will all remember.


 


Their artistry segues smoothly from ragtime, cocktail piano, classical, to rock riffs, and even country music. Ms. Molinelli does a wonderful Patsy Cline/Loretta Lynn sendup of country music on Always a Bridesmaid Never a Bride. Mr. Daniels exquisite execution of the keyboard makes this review fly by in a 1 hour first act and a 45 minute second act – where every scene is funny as Hell. The show has more laughs than The Producers.


 


 


 


As composer Jimmy Roberts, quoted in the program notes by Pia Haas, WBT Publicist, says “with the message that dating or married, it’s worth connecting”


 


The show has played in thousands of places around the world, and inspired 61 marriage proposals on stage among its actors, according to Ms. Haas. It’s a show that obviously connects actors and actresses, it  connected with the WBT audience last night.


 


As the Funny Four sing in the finale, “We keep coming back.”


 


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You might want to come back, too.


 


Steve Callaran, the emcee with the elegant stride and the non-stop patter, who opens every show at the WBT, quized the Opening Night audience on how much they thought a ticket to the first WBT show was back on July 9,1974 when WBT first opened.


 


 The audience was surprised to learn it was only $10.95 for dinner and the show, tonight it was $73, and you can get complete box office information on I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change at www.broadwaytheatre.com or call 592-8730. Steve mentioned a promotion for limited dates in July where you can purchase a ticket for the $10.95 price with every purchase of a full price ticket. Check it Out as they say on Times Square!


 


 


 

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New Sanitation Pickup Schedule Delayed Until Sept. 1

WPCNR DPW DAILY. By John F. Bailey. June 25,2009: Commissioner of Public Works Joseph Nicoletti, when asked when the Department of Public Works would send out detailed official notice of controversial sweeping changes in garbage, recycling, and autumn leaf pickups (previously made by the city of loose leaves at curbside) last night, told WPCNR the new pickup schedule and attendant regulations  would not be implemented until September 1. (The changes were instituted as part of budget-cutting initiatives by the department at the request of the Mayor’s Office.)



Award-winning Commissioner of Public Works Joseph Nicoletti, speaking on DPW Garage repairs and rolling stock purchases last night. Afterwards he shared the schedule for sanitation changes with WPCNR


Nicoletti told WPCNR the regulations which include consolidation of recycling papers and recyclable containers to same days as garbage pickups; requirement that leaves be bagged for pickup by the owner or owners’ landscape companies; removal of backyard garbage pickup, will be issued August 1 to familiarize the public with them and the new schedules implemented September 1.


It was not clear how delaying the implementation of the new regulations designed to “save” money would save money for the first two months of the new fiscal year without implementing them.


During the Common Council Work Session Wednesday evening, Commissioner Nicoletti presented requests for $300,000 of concrete floor replacement on the 1928 South Kensico DPW garage, and $1,040,000 in bonds for replacement of DPW Vehicles,Refusal Collection Trucks, previously included in the 2009-10 budget which begins being spent in one week.

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Hyland Runs.

 WPCNR CAMPAIGN 2009. June 25,2009: Suburbanstreet.com reports this morning that Bob Hyland, long time owner of The Sports Page restaurant in White Plains, and National Football League legend with the New York Giants and the Green Bay Packers has agreed to contest Legislator William Ryan for the District 5 seat in White Plains.



Bob Hyland, left, with John Martin, St. Patrick’s Day Parade, March 2007. WPCNR News Archive.


Suburban Street reports Hyland making this statement: “If I am elected to the County Board, I will take my experience that includes 36 years as a successful businessman, 16 years in the financial services industry and 11 years as a professional football player and apply those experiences to county government. My years in the financial services industry have shown me what families and businesses need to do to survive in today’s economy.”


“Our current county government clearly does not understand these issues or they would not be asking to raise taxes and spending. They would not be attempting to raise their own salaries in today’s economy. I know that if I ran my restaurant and insurance practice the way the incumbent has run the county legislature, my businesses would have failed many years ago,” concluded Hyland.


GOP Chairman Doug Colety said, “We are excited to be nominating Bob Hyland for the County Legislator in Scarsdale and White Plains. Bob’s experience in business and the financial services industry will make him an outstanding addition to the County Board and a breath of fresh air after the scandal-plagued Bill Ryan.”


Suburban Street describes Hyland  a registered Independence Party Member, born and raised in White Plains and was educated at Archbishop Stepinac High School in White Plains, followed by Boston College. After a successful eleven-year career in the National Football League including winning a Super Bowl under legendary coach Vince Lombardi and five seasons with the New York Giants, Hyland returned to White Plains to raise his family and open a family business. He currently is the owner of the Sports Page Restaurant in White Plains and his own insurance practice.


Hyland will be running on the Republican, Independence and Conservative lines in the November Election. District 5 includes all of Scarsdale and part of White Plains.

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Saxon Woods Pool Opens Today

WPCNR MAMARONECK AVENUE RAMBLER. June 25,2009: Workers were putting finishing touches on the Saxon Woods Pool yesterday preparing for opening to the public at 11 A.M. this morning.


 



 


The pool is only open to Westchester County residents with a County Parks Pass, obtainable at the pool or at the Westchester  County with proof or residence in the county by presented a driver’s license and two other forms of residency such as a utility bill, bank statement, credit card bill, cable tv bill, mortgage or lease or vehicle registration. A Parks Pass valid for three years costs $50. Park passes are sold from 10 A.M. to 4 P.M. at the pool.


 


The pool operates 11 A.M. to 6:30 P.M. daily. Admission per visit (with Park Pass) costs $6 daily for an adult (over age 12), $4 for a Senior Citizen Monday through Friday (senior citizen rate is not honored Saturday Sunday and Holidays). Children 5 to 11 are admitted for $4 each child. Children under 5 are admitted free.  Children under 12 must be accompanied by an adult.


 


Two paid adult admissions are allowed per Park Pass. No refunds are available under any circumstances.


 


Twilight Swims are in effect after 4 P.M. After 4, the charge per adult is $4; child, $3. Seniors may swim at twilightfor $3 Monday through Friday.

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