It’s National Black Cat Month. Spokescats Work to Fight Fear of Black Cats

 


 


WPCNR KITTY NEWS NETWORK. By Tiger the Anchorcat on KNN, The Kitty News Network. October 1, 2009: From KNN WorldNews Headquarters in White Plains, New York Here is Tiger the Anchorcat:



TIGER THE ANCHOR CAT.


This is Tiger, the Anchorcat on KNN Kitty News Network, The World’s Most Feline Network –All Cats All the Time on “Kitty Today.” My guests today are the 2009  poster cats for National Black Cat Month,  Midnight on the left, and Bela on the right of White Plains, New York


 



Tiger’s Guests: Midnight and Bela. Spokescats for National Black Cat Month.


 


Tiger, The Anchorcat: Midnight, suppose you start, National Black Cat Month grew out of the Halloween image of Black cats, right?


 


Midnight: Thank you, Tiger, but I am shy like all black cats. I’d prefer Bela answer that.





Tiger: Very well, Bela, what is the story?


 


Bela, (paws folded): Thank you for having us Tiger, National Black Cat Month grew out of a movement started by Salem, the black cat on Sabrina the Teen Age Witch. Salem was the first black cat to upgrade the sinister image the black cat has long been painted by movies, media, and the author Edgar Allen Poe. Salem’s humor showed that black cats are not wild and unapproachable. Salem is in retirement now and he lent his royalties (paid in cat food) to the cause. Salem realized that persons have the images of black cats, you know that come out on Halloween.


 


Midnight (licking paw): We are bad luck. We are familiars. We are evil. All the old stories. You’ve heard them, Tiger, I’m sure. We have been given a bad image in media, literature, for 2,000 years.


 


Tiger: Well I am a domestic tigercat myself, and I know – it has made you black cats very reclusive.


 


Bela (Meows excitedly): Exactly Tiger, we stay longer in shelters. We try not to show ourselves. Though black cats were worshipped as Gods in ancient Egypt, we suffered greatly due to bad public relations images in the middle ages, in old Salem, and the association with witches. Prosecution of all cats, including black cats lead to proliferation of rats and the spread of bubonic plague in the 14th century. More cats mean less rodents. If your home has a cat it does not have rodents. National Black Cat Month is an attempt to recognize that just because cats are black does not mean they are bad luck, or evil in any way.


 


Tiger (harumphing): Midnight has that been your experience?


 


Midnight: Exactly. When I was a kitten I had this natural fear of people due to centuries of persecution by humans. I wanted to like them but I had this innate fear of them instilled by the experiences of millions of  generations of black cats.


 


Tiger: Bela, how can KNN help?


 


Bela (holding out left paw): We would like persons to consider that black cats have great inner beauty and dignity. Just because the black cat kitten does not tap dance and roll around and be silly like the typical kitten, it is not because the black cat kitten does not like people. He or she is trying to overcome years of fear.


 


Persons should go to cat shelters and attempt to adopt the black cats, too. We were adopted at a fastpitch softball tournament out of a box. And one of the humans even returned Midnight, saying they didn’t want him. It was very traumatic for him. Humans have to commit to their cats. Fortunately those that adopted me took in Midnight as well.


 


Tiger: But Midnight, aren’t all cats notorious for lack of commitment to their humans?


 


Midnight: This is the myth we want to dispel. I am very grateful to the master who took me and Bela into their home. We have gradually overcome our fear of humans due to centuries when our black ancestors and other breeds were distrusted by humans.


 


Tiger: So your message is – we have 30 seconds.


 


Bela: Consider the black cat as sensitive, eager to reach out, but his or her commitment has to be won by mutual trust. The black cat is not evil. We no longer are familiars. And this Halloween treat black cats with respect and love and consider adopting a black cat or any cat from a reputable veterinarian or shelter. They will become a part of your life.


 


Tiger: I understand you’ve authored a book on the black cat experience. Ghosted by The CitizeNetReporter?


 


Midnight (holds up book in his paws): Yes, that’s right  Tiger, it’s called “Aristocat of Cats: The Black Cat  From the Pharoahs to the Witches to the Curbs to the Burbs”


 


Tiger: and it tells,


 


Bela: What we’ve been facing over the centuries and how black cats are coming out of the shadows, being affectionate with children and adults, and learning to love people when people show respect for our history and contributions to agriculture, controlling threats to mankind, and providing companionship to the lonely unselfishly, in return for Friskies once a day.


 


Tiger: What is the best phenomena about black cats?


 


Midnight: Our eyes. They are green and they mirror the soul and when you look into them you look into the past and see your future.


 


Tiger the Anchorcat: Thank you Midnight and Bela, This year’s spokescats for National Black Cat Month. Bela and Midnight remind you to check with your local animal shelters and veterinarians for cats, black, or any breed who will be loyal comforting and undemanding – if just a bit independent.


 


Tiger: Now to Storm the Weather Cat for today’s weather — indoors and out.

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The Team With No Heart

WPCNR VIEW FROM THE UPPER DECK. By Bull Allen. September 30, 2009:  I’m sorry. I have to get this off my chest. I cannot wait for the weekend. It has to be said now.


 


Up here in the mythical upper deck, behind the mike, straw fedora hat perched on the back of my head,  at the WPIX mike, watching another hideous Metropolitan loss today. I can no longer sit around and listen to the excuses the  press makes for the Mets of 2009.


 


The New York Metropolitans lost again today, 7-4 on a grand slammer by Justin Maxwell with two-out in the ninth off Francisco Rodriguez. A 5-run ninth by the Nats whom the Mets made look like the Yankees the last three nights. It was the third straight loss the Mets have rolled over for in the Nation’s Capitol this week.


 



CitiField, this Spring.


 


This team has no heart. They are not playing for their manager. They are not playing for themselves. They are not playing for their fans. They are not being managed for the fans. This is the team that gave up in June when their General Manager Omar Minaya did not make a move with his two big hitters went on the D.L.


 


You gotta do that.


 


All summer long the Metropolitans have moaned and groaned about their injuries. Wait’ll next year, the Metropolitan fan is told.


 


Forget about it.


 


Next year the aging stars Beltran and Delgado will be another year older and another year creakier.


 


Next year the same inconsistent pitchers will be back. And Johan Santana may not be the Johan Santana of old.


 


The Wilpons have to be beside themselves with concern.


 


The new CitiField – the name which they stayed with despite the adverse publicity CitiBank received from the bailout farce last fall – has presided over the most unfun, disgraceful season in New York Mets history. The Mets are as bad as the bank their field was named after.


 


Call it the curse of CitiBank.


 


Why disgraceful?


 


This team quit in June. They played like barnstormers in August. They played in September like zombies. They pitched with no fire.  How many losing streaks did they have? I cannot remember. They seemed to be always losing. And they did not care.


 


When was the last time a Met pitcher brushed a batter back or got a big out in the clutch? They failed over and over again. 


 


When was the last time the Met manager got thrown out of a game? Could the Met management ban buffets in the clubhouse and not supply the bubble gum, at least, since Jerry Manuel never turns over a buffet. What’s a buffet for, anyway?


 


If you exumed Billy Martin  or Gil Hodges and put their coffins in the dugout the Mets would have played better by the vibes coming out of the coffins. There would be mystique.


 


But never fear Mets fans, Bobby Valentine is back in the U.S.A. and he’s unemployed. If I’m the Wilpons, I bring Bobby back for 2010 and bring in another G.M., pronto.


 


It is a tribute to the Met broadcasting team that they have stomached the terrible inept play of this team. Even Lindsey Nelson, Bob Murphy and Ralph Kiner had better games to watch in 1962.


 


In the 1960s when the Met teams were bad, the fans loved them because you got the sense they always tried. They could do the impossible. They were valiant in defeat. In 2009, you get the impression these ballplayers do not care. That is a bad taste in your mouth.


 


The 2009 Mets are not gallant.


 


They are not valiant.


 


They are not smart.


 


They do not play heads-up ball.


 


They are woefully inept in fundamentals, throwing to the wrong base, failing in the field, failing on the mound, and when you see this consistently for three months it means they are not playing for their manager.


 


The Met mistakes this year were not lovable. They were not funny.


 


They are collecting checks—big ones.


 


There are no leaders.


 


 If you’re a 2009 Met you do not play through an injury, you hit the disabled list as soon as you can.


 


We are seeing vivid evidence the last two years why former manager Willie Randolph did not like this team. They have no pride. They don’t play hard. They play lazy – all of them.


 


They are not a team, either, it seems.


 


How is having a healthy Met team with the same roster next year (2010) going to change this culture of irresponsibility?


 


Will they suddenly remember not to throw ahead of the runner? Will they remember to back each other up? Will the manager put some plays on? Will a Met play hurt? Can Johann Santana lift the team spirit by himself? You could see many times this year that Santana was shocked by what was going on behind him. He was the Roger Craig of 2009. And will Johan come back strong as ever?


 


But losing all three games to the Nationals this week was the worst.


 


Minaya the General Manager gave up on this season in June.


 


He has a history of that. Ask the Montreal fans in the mid-1990s.


 


Minaya cannot pull trigger on trades down the stretch. He cost the Mets not one, but two pennants because of his inability to make a trade down the stretch the last two seasons. One pitcher either year would have won the pennant. One. Another hitter would have been nice, but a stud starter or reliever might have done the trick. They needed just a coupla more wins in 07 and 08 down the stretch to win.


 


Omar could not do it. Or the ownership would not let him.


 


This year though, he showed he could not retool when he lost two wheels, Delgado and Beltran. He said wait’ll next year.


 


(We are also treated to the ludicrus prospect of the New York Knickerbockers before the NBA season starts with bogus refs, already saying they are looking forward to the 2011 season when they will have Lebron James. But, I digress.)


 


Could the Mets have – with their $50 upper deck seats – gone out and swapped or paid the Blue Jays Cash up for Ray Halladay this season?  Halladay and Santana back to back in the rotation would have been an instant improvement – and Minaya could have done that in June! They might have played .500 ball.


 


Could Minaya have swapped with Washington for one of the Nationals’ sluggers —
Dunn or Zimmerman– (that inept Washington management will never be able to pay them when they become free agents)?  Mike Francesa of WFAN rightfully said  in June the Mets had to make a trade and he was right. 


 


Omar Minaya did not make that big trade or big acquisition to keep the Mets respectable.


 


Obviously the Wilpons did not want to spend the money on Halladay next year but they would have had him for a year!


 


I cannot think of one reason why any free agent would come to the Mets this winter when they see the team culture they are stepping into if they come here.


 


There is some real old dead wood on this club. Dead in the head and faint of heart. A bunch of designated hitters. No speed. Weak up the middle, and a hideous defensive outfield.


 


But the heart issue is fundamental.


 


This team could not even get up when they played contending teams like the Braves and the Phils.


 


But as a fan – one sin this team committed day-in, day-out the last three months was not playing with heart.


 


Fans can tell.


 


Remember those 1969 Mets of 40 years ago? They looked bad too, but they kept coming back at you. There was heart in that team. As a fan caught up in the 1969 Impossible Dream, that team built up hope.


 


With the 2009 Mets — hope is lost when they announce the starting lineups.


 


Meanwhile across town at “Money Stadium” in The Bronx, the Yankees are in a league of their own.


 


Why?  Because the Yankee general manager went out and signed Sabathia and Teixeira (incredibly the Red Sox did not grab him) and Swisher. Posada incredibly came back from shoulder injury while Andy Pettite amazingly returned to his form of five years ago. What is Andy’s secret? But this may be Pettite’s last hurrah. Of course, I said that last year. You never can tell. Pettite has heart or a pitch no one is talking about. I salute Brian Cashman, the Yankee G.M. for making those moves– but they really lucked out with Pettite and Posada. In fact Posada should be exposed in the post season, because he does have throwing problems. His hitting — unconcious — I have to salute him for having such a great year at the plate.


 


The Yankee success this year  positions them to buy anything they need in the free agent market for next year. They will win for years to come at the “House that New York State Built” in The Bronx.


 


Far be it from me to even think that major league baseball would like nothing better than a Los Angeles Dodgers-New York Yankees World Series to raise last year’s dreadful World Series ratings (lowest of all time) due to the Tampa Bay-Philadelphia Phillies match-up.  How does Manny wind up in L.A.? How does Mark windup in The Bronx? How do the Red Sox let C.C. escape?


 


But why should we even care about major league baseball where the teams love the fans so much they will play games in rain from beginning to end to keep their massive attendance, and keep moving $9 beers.


 


The game has a hold on us.


 


I was at a Yankee game two weeks ago, and the old magic and beauty of “the only game” was still there.


 


I made my peace with it.


 


There’s nothing like The Show.


 


Maybe that’s why it pains me so to see the Mets going through the motions day after day playing zombie ball.


 


They are letting the young fans down.


 


The fans do not deserve that.


 


Hustle. Heart. Desire. Pride – they could at least show that.


 


Mr. Met has a tear in his eye.


 


This is Bull Allen in the Upper Deck, saying so long everybody!

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One Shot City Tax Hike Fix of 60%/24% — Would You Support it?

WPCNR MR. AND MRS. AND MS. WHITE PLAINS SURVEY. September 30, 2009: With estimates of the city deficit from sales tax, mortgage tax, parking revenues down, it is estimated that the city faces a deficit ranging from $3.8 Million to $25 Million. If the worst case scenario comes to pass, a $20 Million deficit could be restored by a one-time 60% increase in city taxes, otherwise expenses would have to be cut $10 million to chop the amount of tax increase to 30%, and $15 Million to cut the city tax increase to 15% — if other revenues are not found or created by the incoming city government in January.


A 60% tax increase which would replenish most of the dire predictions and restore the alleged missing fund balance of $27 Million. Faced with such a one-shot 60% tax increase, the  median-priced home in White Plains,  marketable at $650,000, would present the median homeowner with an additional $1,741 in the 2010-2011 budget year and a total tax bill of $4,642.In future years as the economy improves, tax cuts could be induced.


If the deficit holds at the City Commissioner of Finance (Gina Cuneo-Harwood) estimate of $3.8 Million — plus a $4 Million across the board union increase (based on a probable 4% settlement in the voluntary arbitration that commenced last week according to the city negotiating lawyer last month) that’s about an $8 Million deficit requiring a 24% increase in city income taxes to balance the 2010-11 budget at the present level of services — the median home property owner would face only a $696 increase in city taxes bringing their city tax to $3,597 a year in 2010-11.


Now, this is just the effect of the city income tax based on the deficit numbers that are appearing now.


WPCNR was wandering if Mr. and Mrs. White Plains would opt for taking care of the looming deficit with one tax stimulus of 60% which should keep the city functioning the way it is, without cuts in services, or whether they would choose a more modest increase of 24% and not restore fund balance, just take care of current level spending.


Make your choice at the right.

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Astorino Unveils County Austerity Plan

WPCNR CAMPAIGN 2009. From the Astorino Campaign. September 30, 2009: Reform Westchester County Executive candidate Rob Astorino (R-I) today announced a multi-pronged plan to create a more open budget process in the County to eliminate waste and help save taxpayers money.  



The Westchester County budget has ballooned by a billion dollars over the past 12 years-from $800 million to $1.8 billion-making county taxpayers the highest taxed people in America.  Mr. Astorino says the budget process itself is partly to blame.



“Westchester has a budget process in dire need of reform,” Mr. Astorino said. “The more than doubling of our budget in the past dozen years has proved that it’s too easy to sneak through pork and waste under the current system. If we want to get serious about reducing the tax burden on Westchester residents, it starts with budget transparency.”


 

As county executive, Mr. Astorino will:

  1. Release the county’s proposed budget by Oct 15-a full month earlier than is done now-to allow greater access to the public, county legislators, the news media, and good government organizations;

  2. Post county invoices, contracts, travel expense forms, and other pertinent documents online for full public viewing; 
     

  3.  Post external and internal audits online;

  4. Ban campaign contributions from firm or firms auditing the County;

  5. Hold regular Town Hall meetings so that people have better access to the County Executive, and
  6. Release an annual accounting of County cars.
Mr. Astorino said his open-book policy would make government officials more careful about spending public dollars and far more accountable in their every-day duties. Several states and counties around the nation already are doing this successfully. An example of how it is done in Missouri is provided here: www.mapyourtaxes.mo.gov.

 
Mr. Astorino’s transparency policy would be in stark contrast to the current administration’s policy of demanding arduous Freedom of Information Law (FOIL) requests for virtually any document.

 
“Transparent government is accountable government,” Mr. Astorino said. “The days of secrecy and information road-blocks in Westchester County government end under my administration. ”

 

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