White Plains Daily News Service Since 2000 A.D. "24th YEAR DAILY COVERAGE OF WHITE PLAINS NY USA. John F. Bailey, Editor (914) 997-1607 wpcnr@aol.com Cell: 914-673-4054. (WE ALWAYS CALL YOU BACK.) News Politics Personalities Neighborhoods Schools Finance Real Estate Commentary Reviews Policy Correspondence Poetry Philosophy Photojournalism Arts. The WHITE PLAINS CITIZENETREPORTER. TELEVISION: "White Plains Week" News Roundup, 7:30 EDT FRI, 7 EDT MON & the incisive "People to Be Heard" Interview Program 8PM EDT THURS, 7 PM EDT SAT on FIOS CH 45 THROUGHOUT WESTCHESTER AND, ALTICE OPTIMUM WHITE PLAINS CH 76 "Fighting for Truth, Justice and the American Way." EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! VOICE AND CHOICE OF WHITE PLAINS, WESTCHESTER AND THE WORLD FOR 23 YEARS. AND YOU CAN READ THE TYPE! ADVERTISE WHERE THE EYES AND THINKERS ARE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! IN MARCH TOP 10 VISITOR COUNTRIESl 1. USA 8,327 2. CHINA 3,590 3.IRELAND 1,018 4 GERMANY 933 5 RUSSIA 426 6 ISRAEL 366 7. CANADA 268 8 FRANCE 243 9 UNITED KINGDOM 240 10. NORWAY 216 (RATINGS SOURCE WORDPRESS ROBOT FREE)) THE NEWS YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT THEY DON'T TELL YOU! LOOK FOR THE FEDORA! 232 VISITORS TODAY AS OF 9 AM, 812 VISITS 494 YESTERDAY MADE 1,547 VISITS; 3,653 THE LAST WEEK MAKING 16.967 VISITS; 29.054 VISITORS IN LAST MONTH MALINGING 90,874 VISITS.
(This is for all you Moms out there. We know what you go through!)“HEY MOM!”Hey Mom– Bring me two waters so I’m set?Where’s my underarmor? And my visor?Are my tights washed? My skates are dull.Hey Mom, can you call the advisor?Hey Mom, I wasn’t yelling at you.I didn’t mean to! You were yelling at me!You never let me do anything my friends doHey Mom, would you chill, lighten up, just do!Hey Mom, I don’t like the way this looks for the prom –I don’t like the color, how could you think this was me?I just can’t wear this, it’s this, it’s that it’s…Oh, Mom!?! Hey Mom, I’ve been studying all morning getting knowledge.Can’t I go out, I’ll be back by ten?But, I know the material, gone over it again and again.Oh, Mom – I hate my life! I can hardly wait until college.Hey Mom – But I did call and let you knowDon’t you understand, I couldn’t call at that time.No, you can’t not let me go – it’s a great bandOh, Mom – I hate you! You never understand!Hey, Mom, please don’t embarrass me at the gameBy screaming so loud, it’s just so tackyBut, hey mom, I like that you’re over there in the standWatching me play, you know that don’t you Mom, you understand?Hey Mom, can you get me to the rinkAt 5 – I know you have to take off from work early?Thanks, Mom, I’m so sorry but the team has a special thingI have to be there, thanks Mom – I love you—really.Hey, Mom, please when you pick me up at the dormDon’t come inside. Just wait outside, call me on the cellI’ll be right down — it’s the norm.Don’t ring the bell!Hey, Mom, I’ve read the classifiedsThere are no jobs, I can’t make all those calls.Well, OK, I guess I can send that resume you made for me (sigh).OK, I’m lost, where’s the post office, down Lexington to what?Hey Mom, well I’m bringing my friends by,Don’t let Dad embarrass me with his jokes, OK?I’ll just die if he’s silly again — you won’t let him do that?You’ll talk to him about that?All right, Mom I’ll take that extra course.But I’ve just been going to school for months it never ends!Can’t I have a little vacation, I don’t know what’s worseCan’t I spend a little time with my friends?You do like him, Mom?Oh, I hoped you would.Yes, I really doI am so glad you do too!Hey Mom, can you take care of the kids this weekend?We’re going to Vermont with a friend.And Mom, the cats get kibble in morning and meat at night,We love you mom, sorry for the short notice, talk to you tonight.Hey Mom, I’m sorry I can’t see you Mother’s Day.Are you all right, what will you be doing today?Going to a play – great – you know we love you in every way?Though we may not show it you’re always with useven when you’re away.